There’ll be no presents for you this year!
Be sure to offend everyone you pass this Christmas – the simple message on this rude Christmas jumper is bound to earn you a hit.
Get “stuffed” this Christmas. If you’re lucky enough to find a turkey to cook in this post-Brexit apocalypse, make sure to wear this jumper and look like a right turkey.
An ugly Christmas party jumper show-stopper.
Sing it …. “Like a Virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a Viiiiiiiiiirrrr-gin ….”
Designed in that there London. It’s a stylish fit with a slight drop shoulder and a taped neck. 80% cotton. 20% polyester. Different colours and sizes available.
“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”