Has all the nicey nicey Christmas stuff got your guff? How about rebelling and pulling on a decidedly indecent jumper that will have your straight laced rellies all a-twitter? And don’t worry about being put on Santa’s bad list for wearing your naughty knit. Us little elves at Merry Christmas Jumpers have got the inside scoop when it comes to the big man and we know he’s prone to a bit of naughtiness himself (just check out some of the jumpers here if you need any proof!). Be it just a bit rude, out-there crude or down right lewd, we’ll help you get your Christmas mits on something risqué to cover your tits (oops! Did we just say that?!)
Get yourself straight to the top of Santa’s naughty list with these rude Christmas jumpers. From crude cartoons to colourful language these novelty yuletide jumpers are guaranteed to spread a little festive cheer this Christmas. There’s plenty to chose from for men and women too – perfect as a gift or even an early crimbo treat for yourself. These naughty knits will keep you warm and break the ice (explaining your crude costume choice is an excellent conversation starter). Just maybe don’t wear it when you visit gran…
Naughty slogan jumper from Boohoo in navy.
Sleighs, reindeer and #snowflakes. Rude as they come festive knit from Booho in navy.
Tis the season to be wearing a rude Christmas jumper from the SloganCo team on Etsy.
An ugly Christmas party jumper show-stopper.
Sing it …. “Like a Virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a Viiiiiiiiiirrrr-gin ….”
Designed in that there London. It’s a stylish fit with a slight drop shoulder and a taped neck. 80% cotton. 20% polyester. Different colours and sizes available.
OMG! matching nipple tassel design rude Christmas jumpers.
Designed in London. Design printed onto 80% cotton, 20% polyester sweatshirts.
Alright Tinsel tits!!
Not strictly for Christmas, this rude themed jumper could be worn all through the year to any poultry based event or get together. It will look great dressed up or down, or over your silk PJs…..
“Its a devilishly wondrous design … With or without lashings of whipped cream … I wear mine for every Sunday roast” said a Ms N. Lawson of Knightsbridge London
Handmade. 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Available in a range of colours and sizes.
The sweatshirt that has it all; Sophisticated Santa design, subtle colours and a message representing the true meaning of Christmas. Only for the brave! Long-sleeved, crewneck sweatshirt. 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester
Be the Belle of the ugly Christmas sweater ball in this Etsy beauty! Subtle “Well hung” offensive Christmas design. Handmade. 100% Cotton. Lots of Sizes. Choose from colors Green, Red, Navy or Black
Eye popping! Christmas jumper ideal for both men and women in a unisex fit sweatshirt. 100% cotton. Long sleeved. Machine washable.
Enjoy C*ck This Christmas sweatshirt. 100% cotton sweatshirt. Hand made – either hand pulled in the UK on a silk-screen or hand pressed with high quality vinyl design.
Put a smile on Scrooge’s face with the merry Shitmas mug. The perfect novelty Christmas gift this year.
Send a smile and some f***ing Christmas cheer with this novelty Christmas card.