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Has all the nicey nicey Christmas stuff got your guff? How about rebelling and pulling on a decidedly indecent jumper that will have your straight laced rellies all a-twitter? And don’t worry about being put on Santa’s bad list for wearing your naughty knit. Us little elves at Merry Christmas Jumpers have got the inside scoop when it comes to the big man and we know he’s prone to a bit of naughtiness himself (just check out some of the jumpers here if you need any proof!). Be it just a bit rude, out-there crude or down right lewd, we’ll help you get your Christmas mits on something risqué to cover your tits (oops! Did we just say that?!)
“Festive as F#ck” rude slogan Christmas jumper
Sleighs, reindeer and #snowflakes. Rude as they come festive knit from Booho in navy.
“Jingle my bells” women’s novelty Christmas jumper
Knitwear needn’t be boring. This 100% acrylic seasonal sweater comes in a choice of black or red. It is machine washable and loose fit. It could be a real conversation starter at any festive gathering so keep the rest of your outfit simple and let the jumper make the introductions.
“Kiss me under the mistletoe rude Christmas jumper
Embrace the trend for statement sweaters. If you choose to buy this red hot number for your Christmas wardrobe make sure you have plenty of mistletoe available – it could be the start of something good. In a range of sizes suitable for you, or your partner. Check it out now!
Novelty Christmas jumper for adults
Want to try something naughty, rude and a bit different? This jumper boasts a big and bold Santa motif that is festive and fun. It is 100% acrylic which is soft and stretchable. This quirky knit adds a new dimension to the Merry Christmas message! It is bound to cause merriment and mayhem … for aduts only!
“Pull my Cracker” rude Christmas jumper
Be sure to offend everyone you pass this Christmas – the simple message on this rude Christmas jumper is bound to earn you a hit.
Humping reindeer, rude novelty Christmas jumpers
At first appearance, a tasteful thick woven Christmas knit. Closer inspection reveals the rude side of this novelty knit. Buy today to be sure to shock your friends and colleagues during the run up to Christmas day.
“I have a big package” … Christmas jumper
Ladies and Gentleman? Have you been good this Christmas? Good, Good …. because Santa has a very large package that he would like to give unto you this Christmas.
Snowman’s carrot for a c*ck Christmas jumper
Rude Christmas jumper. Snowman with a carrot for a c*ck…. what’s more to say?
Rude Christmas elf t-shirt
Not everyone loves Christmas as much as us here at Merry Christmas jumpers HQ, and perhaps when wearing this subtle little elf t-shirt, you could be amongst them.
Reindeer Menage A Trois jumper
You are bound to upset the relatives with this trio of randy reindeer.
Rude Mrs Santa novelty Christmas jumper
Ooh er missus! You can baste my turkey this Christmas!!
Yellow snow Christmas jumper
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
When I think of you I touch my Elf ….
I feel a festive boogie coming on. All together now …
Jingle balls rude Christmas sweater
View on the Topman website
Pull me! Christmas cracker t-shirt
Go for subtle. Go for this t-shirt.
Give a sh!t t-shirt
Give a sh!t for the big man this yule. That’s it – get it on your chest!
Jingle my bells rude women’s jumper
Looking forward to bell ringing this Christmas? Then how’s about you wear this winter wonder to the local bell ringing session – grey jumper with a delightful festive message – you’re bound to pull!
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
Filthy festive fun with this cool and cosy knit. Available in a range of colours ya filthy animal!
What a lovely pair of puds
Set your puds alight this Christmas with this lovely festive jumper. Get your hands on these beauties!
Santa jumper dress
Make a bold statement – You need to need to not only be brave but also be incredibly warm blooded to wear this up at the North pole.
Find me under the Christmas saucy jumper
Get Santa all in a fluster with this rude little number – find me under the Christmas tree sweater. Girl wearing a bobble hat and big bow on a red knitted jumper. Made in Britain.
In-your-endo Bingo
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”
Santa pooping rude Christmas jumper
Santa voice : “Now boys and girls, have you been good this year? … because it is reckoning time.” No matter how cold it gets this year no one wants a snow dump.
Flashing Santa
Looks like Santa has lost his sack. Oh no, there it is! Rude Santa Christmas jumper.
Merry F*cking Christmas
Oh how rude! Mix up some street, skater casual with Christmas rudeness this crimbo. Go on, tell them how it is.
Who’s been a naughty boy?
Santa has – the dirty dog. Give Santa a good spanking in this rude jumper. We reckon it will be a top-seller on Amazon this year.
Wasted jumper
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Naughty list jumper
Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
All aboard to lapland
Mrs Claus loves to bust some moves in this jumper, the elves seem very interested to see her jiggle around the candy pole.
Naughty Santa jumper
Santa, behaving as advertised.
Naughty boy
Who me?! I am a VERY good boy indeed-y.
Tinsel Date funny jumper
“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”
“Enjoy C*ck this Christmas” rude Christmas jumper
Blunt, and pleased with itself.
Who’s a Game bird?
A game bird, and a question that answers itself.
Once a year ….
Once a year Santa get’s his sack out, rude xmas jumper
Holly sh*t
holly sh*t, it’s nearly christmas! so grab your slice of the action in this sassy slogan jumper this party season. with it’s snug and cosy fit, wear on christmas day with leggings (to make room for dinner) and be sure to wear your christmas jumper loud and proud!
Don’t forget to eat your carrot
A reminder about the carrot, which does get forgotten.
Your present is under the tree
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
Tis the season to be mating
The season, slightly rewritten.
I’m not Santa but you can still sit on my lap
An offer, extended. Decline politely.
It’s not going to lick itself
It is not, and the jumper is right about that.
Mrs Claus rude jumper
Mrs Claus, with opinions.
Believe it b*thes! Santa sweatshirt
Belief, asserted with some force.
Turkey suit
We hope you get a really good stuffing this crimbo!
Go pluck yourself!
A pun on plucking, aimed squarely at the turkey.
Yo …. Where my ho’s at?
The same misunderstanding, with more punctuation.
You aint getting sh*t jumper
View Christmas Jumpers on the Boohoo website
Piste off jumper
Skiing, and being annoyed, combined into one word.