Has all the nicey nicey Christmas stuff got your guff? How about rebelling and pulling on a decidedly indecent jumper that will have your straight laced rellies all a-twitter? And don’t worry about being put on Santa’s bad list for wearing your naughty knit. Us little elves at Merry Christmas Jumpers have got the inside scoop when it comes to the big man and we know he’s prone to a bit of naughtiness himself (just check out some of the jumpers here if you need any proof!). Be it just a bit rude, out-there crude or down right lewd, we’ll help you get your Christmas mits on something risqué to cover your tits (oops! Did we just say that?!)
Get yourself straight to the top of Santa’s naughty list with these rude Christmas jumpers. From crude cartoons to colourful language these novelty yuletide jumpers are guaranteed to spread a little festive cheer this Christmas. There’s plenty to chose from for men and women too – perfect as a gift or even an early crimbo treat for yourself. These naughty knits will keep you warm and break the ice (explaining your crude costume choice is an excellent conversation starter). Just maybe don’t wear it when you visit gran…
We love Christmas. We know you do too! So say it in style this Crimbo with this “Jolly as Luck” Christmas sweatshirt. Cotton blend, Unisex jumper.
‘cos I’m sexy and you snow it! Pole dancing reindeer available in red or navy. More funny than rude, knitted Christmas sweatshirt.
Rude, ugly Christmas sweater. Cotton and Polyester long-sleeve unisex sweatshirt. A number of designs to be picked from.
Boob-tastic reindeer design ugly Christmas sweater on Amazon. 10 other alternative rude and funny designs are available.
Ugly Christmas unisex sweater on Amazon.
Funny Christmas jumper in white, red, green and black. Scoop neckline. Standard and Plus sizes available.
“Tinsel tits” design Christmas jumper on a base colour of pink, lilac or white. Fair Isle design with oh-so-subtle detail.
Get “stuffed” this Christmas. If you’re lucky enough to find a turkey to cook in this post-Brexit apocalypse, make sure to wear this jumper and look like a right turkey.
Naughty slogan jumper from Boohoo in navy.
Sleighs, reindeer and #snowflakes. Rude as they come festive knit from Booho in navy.
Tis the season to be wearing a rude Christmas jumper from the SloganCo team on Etsy.
An ugly Christmas party jumper show-stopper.
Sing it …. “Like a Virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a Viiiiiiiiiirrrr-gin ….”
Designed in that there London. It’s a stylish fit with a slight drop shoulder and a taped neck. 80% cotton. 20% polyester. Different colours and sizes available.
OMG! matching nipple tassel design rude Christmas jumpers.
Designed in London. Design printed onto 80% cotton, 20% polyester sweatshirts.
Alright Tinsel tits!!
Not strictly for Christmas, this rude themed jumper could be worn all through the year to any poultry based event or get together. It will look great dressed up or down, or over your silk PJs…..
“Its a devilishly wondrous design … With or without lashings of whipped cream … I wear mine for every Sunday roast” said a Ms N. Lawson of Knightsbridge London
Handmade. 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Available in a range of colours and sizes.
The sweatshirt that has it all; Sophisticated Santa design, subtle colours and a message representing the true meaning of Christmas. Only for the brave! Long-sleeved, crewneck sweatshirt. 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester