Has all the nicey nicey Christmas stuff got your guff? How about rebelling and pulling on a decidedly indecent jumper that will have your straight laced rellies all a-twitter? And don’t worry about being put on Santa’s bad list for wearing your naughty knit. Us little elves at Merry Christmas Jumpers have got the inside scoop when it comes to the big man and we know he’s prone to a bit of naughtiness himself (just check out some of the jumpers here if you need any proof!). Be it just a bit rude, out-there crude or down right lewd, we’ll help you get your Christmas mits on something risqué to cover your tits (oops! Did we just say that?!)
Get yourself straight to the top of Santa’s naughty list with these rude Christmas jumpers. From crude cartoons to colourful language these novelty yuletide jumpers are guaranteed to spread a little festive cheer this Christmas. There’s plenty to chose from for men and women too – perfect as a gift or even an early crimbo treat for yourself. These naughty knits will keep you warm and break the ice (explaining your crude costume choice is an excellent conversation starter). Just maybe don’t wear it when you visit gran…
Put a smile on Scrooge’s face with the merry Shitmas mug. The perfect novelty Christmas gift this year.
Send a smile and some f***ing Christmas cheer with this novelty Christmas card.
We hope you get a really good stuffing this crimbo!
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
holly sh*t, it’s nearly christmas! so grab your slice of the action in this sassy slogan jumper this party season. with it’s snug and cosy fit, wear on christmas day with leggings (to make room for dinner) and be sure to wear your christmas jumper loud and proud!
Once a year Santa get’s his sack out, rude xmas jumper
“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”
Who me?! I am a VERY good boy indeed-y.
Mrs Claus loves to bust some moves in this jumper, the elves seem very interested to see her jiggle around the candy pole.
Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Santa has – the dirty dog. Give Santa a good spanking in this rude jumper. We reckon it will be a top-seller on Amazon this year.
Oh how rude! Mix up some street, skater casual with Christmas rudeness this crimbo. Go on, tell them how it is.
Looks like Santa has lost his sack. Oh no, there it is! Rude Santa Christmas jumper.
Santa voice : “Now boys and girls, have you been good this year? … because it is reckoning time.”
No matter how cold it gets this year no one wants a snow dump.
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”