If you’ve got a festive point to make, then surely you need an offensive or rude Christmas jumper.

Rude Christmas jumpers

Has all the nicey nicey Christmas stuff got your guff? How about rebelling and pulling on a decidedly indecent jumper that will have your straight laced rellies all a-twitter? And don’t worry about being put on Santa’s bad list for wearing your naughty knit. Us little elves at Merry Christmas Jumpers have got the inside scoop when it comes to the big man and we know he’s prone to a bit of naughtiness himself (just check out some of the jumpers here if you need any proof!). Be it just a bit rude, out-there crude or down right lewd, we’ll help you get your Christmas mits on something risqué to cover your tits (oops! Did we just say that?!)

Holly sh*t

Holly shit! - rude Christmas jumper

holly sh*t, it’s nearly christmas! so grab your slice of the action in this sassy slogan jumper this party season. with it’s snug and cosy fit, wear on christmas day with leggings (to make room for dinner) and be sure to wear your christmas jumper loud and proud!

View this Christmas Jumper on the Miss Guided website