Has all the nicey nicey Christmas stuff got your guff? How about rebelling and pulling on a decidedly indecent jumper that will have your straight laced rellies all a-twitter? And don’t worry about being put on Santa’s bad list for wearing your naughty knit. Us little elves at Merry Christmas Jumpers have got the inside scoop when it comes to the big man and we know he’s prone to a bit of naughtiness himself (just check out some of the jumpers here if you need any proof!). Be it just a bit rude, out-there crude or down right lewd, we’ll help you get your Christmas mits on something risqué to cover your tits (oops! Did we just say that?!)
If you’ve got a festive point to make, then surely you need an offensive or rude Christmas jumper.
We hope you get a really good stuffing this crimbo!
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
holly sh*t, it’s nearly christmas! so grab your slice of the action in this sassy slogan jumper this party season. with it’s snug and cosy fit, wear on christmas day with leggings (to make room for dinner) and be sure to wear your christmas jumper loud and proud!
Once a year Santa get’s his sack out, rude xmas jumper
“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”
Who me?! I am a VERY good boy indeed-y.
Mrs Claus loves to bust some moves in this jumper, the elves seem very interested to see her jiggle around the candy pole.
Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Santa has – the dirty dog. Give Santa a good spanking in this rude jumper. We reckon it will be a top-seller on Amazon this year.
Oh how rude! Mix up some street, skater casual with Christmas rudeness this crimbo. Go on, tell them how it is.
Looks like Santa has lost his sack. Oh no, there it is! Rude Santa Christmas jumper.
Santa voice : “Now boys and girls, have you been good this year? … because it is reckoning time.”
No matter how cold it gets this year no one wants a snow dump.
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”
Get Santa all in a fluster with this rude little number – find me under the Christmas tree sweater. Girl wearing a bobble hat and big bow on a red knitted jumper. Made in Britain.
Make a bold statement – You need to need to not only be brave but also be incredibly warm blooded to wear this up at the North pole.