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We think the geek chic look is awesome! And Christmas is the perfect time to get your geek on … There’s never been a cooler time to be uncool! Ask any Clark Kent look-a-like and they’ll tell you they’re never short of geek-appreciation from the fairer sex!
Luckily, here at Merry Christmas Jumpers, we’ve the geek look all ‘stitched’ up for you (see what we did there…’stitched’ up?!). So all you need to do it take a browse through our carefully selected bunch of uber-geek Christmas knits and pick the one that does it for you. Maybe you’ll go for a geek inspired Christmas robot, a geeky Amstrad style design or a wrapping paper style repeat print. Even better, how about going for a slim fitting Christmas cardigan for a truly geektastic look!
And if you really want to max out the festive geek look, don’t forget to team your new knit with a pair of geeky specs (girls love an intelligent looking man!) and a festive bow tie.
Then grab your laptop and a copy of the latest ‘Computing Today’ magazine, head to your local cafe for a mug of geeky hot chocolate and wait for the pretty Christmas fairies to come fluttering around you, all wanting a kiss under the mistletoe with the best dresses Christmas geek in town!
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Eternally Yours Kids T-Shirt Black
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Nothing about it is trying too hard.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Eternally Yours Mens T-Shirt Black
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Eternally Yours Sweatshirt Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. The colourway is Eternally Yours Sweatshirt Black, and it does most of the talking.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Eternally Yours T-Shirt, Black
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. Reads as festive from across a room, which is the whole job.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Love You To Death Kids T-Shirt Black
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed. An easy one to wrap and an easy one to receive.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Love You To Death Mens T-Shirt Black
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Love You To Death Sweatshirt Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Love You To Death Sweatshirt Black: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Valentine, Love You To Death T-Shirt, Black
Fan service, knitted. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Reads as festive from across a room, which is the whole job.
Winnie The Pooh Christmas Dinner T-Shirt
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
Winnie The Pooh Eeyore Christmas Hat Youth Kids Pull-Over Hoodie, Navy
A face the whole room already knows. The colourway is Over Hoodie, Navy, and it does most of the talking.
Winnie The Pooh Happy Christmas Holly Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. No notes. Quietly good rather than loudly funny.
Winnie The Pooh Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore Christmas Santa Hats Youth Kids Pull-Over Hoodie, Navy
Fan service, knitted. The colourway is Over Hoodie, Navy, and it does most of the talking.
Womens Mickey Mouse Family Christmas Pyjamas
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. It says "Mickey Mouse", and it is not going to elaborate.
Womens Nightmare Before Christmas Pyjama Set
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. The whole idea is "Nightmare Before Christmas". It lands or it does not.
Disney Tree Christmas Sweatshirt
A face the whole room already knows. It says "Disney Tree", and it is not going to elaborate.
Frozen Christmas Tree Sweatshirt
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Goes in hard on "Frozen Christmas Tree".
Lilo & Stitch Naughty Stitch Christmas Lights Sweatshirt Red
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
Lilo & Stitch Tangled Christmas Lights Sketch Sweatshirt White
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Lilo And Stitch Christmas Lights Sketch Sweatshirt
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Sweatshirt weight, so it survives the whole of December.
Lilo And Stitch Christmas Lights Sweatshirt
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Lilo And Stitch Christmas Tree Shades Sweatshirt
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Sweatshirt weight, so it survives the whole of December.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Lights Sweatshirt Light Grey
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Softer than a knit and twice as forgiving. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Tree Sweatshirt Charcoal
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. Sweatshirt weight, so it survives the whole of December.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Fairy Lights Sweatshirt Light Grey
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December. Holds up under a coat, which half of these do not.