It’s not going to lick itself
Ooh er missus! You can baste my turkey this Christmas!!
Santa voice : “Now boys and girls, have you been good this year? … because it is reckoning time.”
No matter how cold it gets this year no one wants a snow dump.
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”
Get Santa all in a fluster with this rude little number – find me under the Christmas tree sweater. Girl wearing a bobble hat and big bow on a red knitted jumper. Made in Britain.