Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
Looking forward to bell ringing this Christmas? Then how’s about you wear this winter wonder to the local bell ringing session – grey jumper with a delightful festive message – you’re bound to pull!
Looks like Santa has lost his sack. Oh no, there it is! Rude Santa Christmas jumper.
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
I feel a festive boogie coming on. All together now …
“I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch my ELF
Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no …”