Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
Get Santa all in a fluster with this rude little number – find me under the Christmas tree sweater. Girl wearing a bobble hat and big bow on a red knitted jumper. Made in Britain.
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”
Mrs Claus loves to bust some moves in this jumper, the elves seem very interested to see her jiggle around the candy pole.
Be sure to offend everyone you pass this Christmas – the simple message on this rude Christmas jumper is bound to earn you a hit.