Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”
Santa voice : “Now boys and girls, have you been good this year? … because it is reckoning time.”
No matter how cold it gets this year no one wants a snow dump.
Make a bold statement – You need to need to not only be brave but also be incredibly warm blooded to wear this up at the North pole.