Go for subtle. Go for this t-shirt.
Get Santa all in a fluster with this rude little number – find me under the Christmas tree sweater. Girl wearing a bobble hat and big bow on a red knitted jumper. Made in Britain.
Looks like Santa has lost his sack. Oh no, there it is! Rude Santa Christmas jumper.
Ooh er missus! You can baste my turkey this Christmas!!