Ooh er missus! You can baste my turkey this Christmas!!
Go for subtle. Go for this t-shirt.
Looks like Santa has lost his sack. Oh no, there it is! Rude Santa Christmas jumper.
Looking forward to bell ringing this Christmas? Then how’s about you wear this winter wonder to the local bell ringing session – grey jumper with a delightful festive message – you’re bound to pull!