View this Christmas Jumper on the Amazon website
Santa voice : “Now boys and girls, have you been good this year? … because it is reckoning time.”
No matter how cold it gets this year no one wants a snow dump.
Santa pooping rude Christmas jumper
Get Santa all in a fluster with this rude little number – find me under the Christmas tree sweater. Girl wearing a bobble hat and big bow on a red knitted jumper. Made in Britain.
I feel a festive boogie coming on. All together now …
“I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch my ELF
Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no …”
