I’m not Santa but you can still sit on my lap
At first appearance, a tasteful thick woven Christmas knit. Closer inspection reveals the rude side of this novelty knit. Buy today to be sure to shock your friends and colleagues during the run up to Christmas day.
Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
Rude Christmas jumper. Snowman with a carrot for a c*ck…. what’s more to say?
“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”