I’m not Santa but you can still sit on my lap
I feel a festive boogie coming on. All together now …
“I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch my ELF
Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no …”
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”
Oh how rude! Mix up some street, skater casual with Christmas rudeness this crimbo. Go on, tell them how it is.