I’m not Santa but you can still sit on my lap
Set your puds alight this Christmas with this lovely festive jumper. Get your hands on these beauties!
Looks like Santa has lost his sack. Oh no, there it is! Rude Santa Christmas jumper.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.