I’m not Santa but you can still sit on my lap
Be sure to offend everyone you pass this Christmas – the simple message on this rude Christmas jumper is bound to earn you a hit.
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
Embrace the trend for statement sweaters. If you choose to buy this red hot number for your Christmas wardrobe make sure you have plenty of mistletoe available – it could be the start of something good. In a range of sizes suitable for you, or your partner. Check it out now!