I’m not Santa but you can still sit on my lap
Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Give a sh!t for the big man this yule. That’s it – get it on your chest!