We hope you get a really good stuffing this crimbo!
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
At first appearance, a tasteful thick woven Christmas knit. Closer inspection reveals the rude side of this novelty knit. Buy today to be sure to shock your friends and colleagues during the run up to Christmas day.
“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”