Tis the season to be mating
Go get ’em tiger! Jingle them balls like there is no tomorrow…. or did someone say jiggle balls? .. snigger, snigger.
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
Rude Christmas jumper. Snowman with a carrot for a c*ck…. what’s more to say?
Mrs Claus loves to bust some moves in this jumper, the elves seem very interested to see her jiggle around the candy pole.