Be sure to offend everyone you pass this Christmas – the simple message on this rude Christmas jumper is bound to earn you a hit.
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.