Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Santa has – the dirty dog. Give Santa a good spanking in this rude jumper. We reckon it will be a top-seller on Amazon this year.
Be sure to offend everyone you pass this Christmas – the simple message on this rude Christmas jumper is bound to earn you a hit.
Want to try something naughty, rude and a bit different? This jumper boasts a big and bold Santa motif that is festive and fun. It is 100% acrylic which is soft and stretchable. This quirky knit adds a new dimension to the Merry Christmas message! It is bound to cause merriment and mayhem … for aduts only!