Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
Mrs Claus loves to bust some moves in this jumper, the elves seem very interested to see her jiggle around the candy pole.
Who me?! I am a VERY good boy indeed-y.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.