Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
Ladies and Gentleman? Have you been good this Christmas? Good, Good …. because Santa has a very large package that he would like to give unto you this Christmas.
Go get ’em tiger! Jingle them balls like there is no tomorrow…. or did someone say jiggle balls? .. snigger, snigger.