Don’t forget to eat your carrot
Ladies and Gentleman? Have you been good this Christmas? Good, Good …. because Santa has a very large package that he would like to give unto you this Christmas.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
At first appearance, a tasteful thick woven Christmas knit. Closer inspection reveals the rude side of this novelty knit. Buy today to be sure to shock your friends and colleagues during the run up to Christmas day.