Don’t forget to eat your carrot
Go get ’em tiger! Jingle them balls like there is no tomorrow…. or did someone say jiggle balls? .. snigger, snigger.
Be sure to offend everyone you pass this Christmas – the simple message on this rude Christmas jumper is bound to earn you a hit.
Get Santa all in a fluster with this rude little number – find me under the Christmas tree sweater. Girl wearing a bobble hat and big bow on a red knitted jumper. Made in Britain.
“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”