Don’t forget to eat your carrot
“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”
Ooh er missus! You can baste my turkey this Christmas!!
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”
I feel a festive boogie coming on. All together now …
“I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch my ELF
Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no …”