Don’t forget to eat your carrot
Looking forward to bell ringing this Christmas? Then how’s about you wear this winter wonder to the local bell ringing session – grey jumper with a delightful festive message – you’re bound to pull!
Get “stuffed” this Christmas. If you’re lucky enough to find a turkey to cook in this post-Brexit apocalypse, make sure to wear this jumper and look like a right turkey.
Ooh er missus! You can baste my turkey this Christmas!!
