“Santa? Are you winking at me, or, is that your twinky winking?”
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
Mrs Claus loves to bust some moves in this jumper, the elves seem very interested to see her jiggle around the candy pole.
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”