Tis the season to be mating
Be sure to offend everyone you pass this Christmas – the simple message on this rude Christmas jumper is bound to earn you a hit.
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.
Go get ’em tiger! Jingle them balls like there is no tomorrow…. or did someone say jiggle balls? .. snigger, snigger.