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Christmas can be full of dilemmas … How much to spend on the girl/boyfriend when you’re planning on dumping them after Christmas anyway? … Can we get away with not asking the neighbours round for a drink? … Make the Christmas pudding or buy it (it’s gonna taste better from M&S, face it!)? …
But the biggest dilemma of them all … sweating like a pig at the Crimbo party in my post-ironic Christmas jumper but only have a boring old plain T-shirt on underneath. AAARGH! To take the Christmas jumper off or to not take the Christmas jumper off, that is the question? Look like rudolf himself with a shiny red nose or loose your tongue-in-cheek Christmas cool by revealing your dull old T?
Well fear not, seekers of Christmas dilemmas solved … we here at Merry Christmas Jumpers have the answer for you. Introducing our latest Christmas gotta-have-it wardrobe addition … the CHRISTMAS T SHIRT!!! That’s right, we’ve seen the problem (melting in a jumper) and used our Christmas know-how to bring you the answer (we’re nice like that!).
And if all those Christmas dilemmas are too much for you, just book yourself on to a winter sun cruise and be damned with it all (just don’t forget to pack yourself a Christmas T-shirt for the beach!).
So enjoy taking a good look through the cool selection of Ts that we’ve hunted high and low to bring to you. Take your pick of our favourites, then layer it up with a clashing Crimbo knit for good measure.
Star Wars Holiday Spirit Endor Christmas Ewok Womens T-Shirt, Natural
Fan service, knitted. Cut for her, and shaped rather than boxy.
Star Wars Lack Of Christmas Presents Fair Isle Kids T-Shirt Black
A face the whole room already knows. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed.
Star Wars Lack Of Christmas Presents Fair Isle Mens T-Shirt Black
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy. Nothing about it is trying too hard.
Star Wars Merry Christmas Droids Kids T-Shirt White
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed.
Star Wars Merry Christmas Droids Mens T-Shirt White
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. Quietly good rather than loudly funny.
Steven Rhodes Smells Like Christmas Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. Fit for its one fortnight of the year. Quietly good rather than loudly funny.
Steven Rhodes Smells Like Christmas T Shirt, Black
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Steven Rhodes Smells Like Christmas T-Shirt, Black
Knows exactly what it is for. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
Stranger Things Christmas Demogorgon, Dice, Canes And Cookies T-Shirt
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment. Not the loudest thing on this page, and better for it.
Stranger Things Christmas Logo Ladies T Shirt, Natural
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Cut for her, and shaped rather than boxy.
Stranger Things Christmas Logo T-Shirt, Natural
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Straightforward, and all the better for it. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
Stranger Things Christmas Welcome To Hawkins Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Navy
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. Straightforward, and all the better for it. Not the loudest thing on this page, and better for it.
Stranger Things Christmas Welcome To Hawkins T Shirt, Navy
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Does what it says and stops there.
Stranger Things Christmas Welcome To Hawkins T-Shirt, Navy
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
Stranger Things Demodog Christmas Kids T-Shirt, Red
A face the whole room already knows. It says "Stranger Things Demodog", and it is not going to elaborate.
Stranger Things Demogorgon Ugly Christmas Jumper Ladies T Shirt, Black
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. A jumper, in the proper sense of the word.
Stranger Things Demogorgon Ugly Christmas Jumper T-Shirt Black
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. A jumper, in the proper sense of the word.
Stranger Things Demogorgon Ugly Xmas Jumper T-Shirt, Athletic Heather
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. A jumper, in the proper sense of the word.
Stranger Things Fair Isle Christmas Ladies T Shirt, Red
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. A women's cut, which this category does not always bother with.
Stranger Things Fair Isle Christmas T-Shirt, Red
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. A safe choice, and this is an occasion that rewards safe choices.
Stranger Things Group Ho Ho Ho Christmas Ladies T Shirt, Deep Navy
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. In Deep Navy, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Stranger Things Group Ho Ho Ho Christmas Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Navy
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. A safe choice, and this is an occasion that rewards safe choices.
Stranger Things Group Ho Ho Ho Christmas T-Shirt, Navy
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. Fit for its one fortnight of the year. A safe choice, and this is an occasion that rewards safe choices.
Stranger Things Hawkins High School Christmas Logo Ladies T Shirt, Black
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Leads with "Stranger Things Hawkins" and trusts you to do the rest.
Stranger Things Hawkins High School Christmas Logo Long Tee, Black
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Stranger Things Hawkins" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Stranger Things Hawkins High School Christmas Logo T-Shirt, Black
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. "Stranger Things Hawkins", printed large, no further context given.
Stranger Things Hellfire Christmas Kids T-Shirt, Red
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. "Stranger Things Hellfire", printed large, no further context given.
Stranger Things Hellfire Christmas Ladies T Shirt, Deep Navy
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. In Deep Navy, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Stranger Things Hellfire Christmas Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Navy
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. "Stranger Things Hellfire", printed large, no further context given.
Stranger Things Hellfire Christmas T-Shirt, Navy
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. "Stranger Things Hellfire" — and that is the whole of it.
Stranger Things Seasons Eatings Pizza Van Christmas Ladies T Shirt, White
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. Cut for her, and shaped rather than boxy.
Stranger Things Seasons Eatings Pizza Van Christmas Long Tee, White
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Mid-range, so no agonising required. The sort of thing that gets borrowed and not returned.
Stranger Things Seasons Eatings Pizza Van Christmas T-Shirt, White
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment. An easy one to wrap and an easy one to receive.
Stranger Things Seasons Greetings Snowman Christmas Ladies T Shirt, Black
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. A women's fit, which is a detail the photographs rarely make clear.
Stranger Things Seasons Greetings Snowman Christmas Long Tee, Black
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. No notes. Nothing about it is trying too hard.
Stranger Things Seasons Greetings Snowman Christmas T-Shirt, Black
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment. Earns its place by not being a novelty.
Stranger Things Xmas Demogorgon Dice Canes Cookies Long T Athl Heather
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. No notes. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
T-Shirt - The Nightmare Before Christmas
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. The Nightmare Before Christmas — festive without going full grotto.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Christmas Pizza T Shirt, Athletic Heather
The straightforward end of the Christmas shelf. The colourway is Athletic Heather, and it does most of the talking.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Holiday Heroes Christmas Shine Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
Honest festive stuff: no gimmick, no apology. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Merry Christmas From Our Sewer Unisex T Shirt, Red
Seasonal, no further explanation offered. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ninja Christmas Spirit Unisex Adult T Shirt, Kelly Green
Honest festive stuff: no gimmick, no apology. The colourway is Kelly Green, and it does most of the talking.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ugly Christmas Sweater Unisex Adult T Shirt, Kelly Green
Seasonal, no further explanation offered. Comes in Kelly Green, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
The Muppets Christmas Carol Gonzo Rizzo Long Sleeve T Shirt, Athletic
Fan service, knitted. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. Earns its place by not being a novelty.
The Muppets Christmas Carol Gonzo Rizzo T Shirt, Athletic Heather
A face the whole room already knows. Comes in Athletic Heather, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
The Muppets Christmas Carol Kermit Long Sleeve T Shirt, White
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
The Muppets Christmas Carol Kermit T Shirt, White
Fan service, knitted. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December. Holds up under a coat, which half of these do not.
The Muppets Christmas Carol Miss Piggy Long Sleeve T Shirt, White
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Straightforward, and all the better for it. Holds up under a coat, which half of these do not.