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Christmas can be full of dilemmas … How much to spend on the girl/boyfriend when you’re planning on dumping them after Christmas anyway? … Can we get away with not asking the neighbours round for a drink? … Make the Christmas pudding or buy it (it’s gonna taste better from M&S, face it!)? …
But the biggest dilemma of them all … sweating like a pig at the Crimbo party in my post-ironic Christmas jumper but only have a boring old plain T-shirt on underneath. AAARGH! To take the Christmas jumper off or to not take the Christmas jumper off, that is the question? Look like rudolf himself with a shiny red nose or loose your tongue-in-cheek Christmas cool by revealing your dull old T?
Well fear not, seekers of Christmas dilemmas solved … we here at Merry Christmas Jumpers have the answer for you. Introducing our latest Christmas gotta-have-it wardrobe addition … the CHRISTMAS T SHIRT!!! That’s right, we’ve seen the problem (melting in a jumper) and used our Christmas know-how to bring you the answer (we’re nice like that!).
And if all those Christmas dilemmas are too much for you, just book yourself on to a winter sun cruise and be damned with it all (just don’t forget to pack yourself a Christmas T-shirt for the beach!).
So enjoy taking a good look through the cool selection of Ts that we’ve hunted high and low to bring to you. Take your pick of our favourites, then layer it up with a clashing Crimbo knit for good measure.
Snowman Christmas Novelty T-Shirt
A snowman with a carrot nose and no notes. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
South Park Group Christmas T-Shirt, White
Fan service, knitted. "South Park Group" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
South Park Group Christmas Unisex Adult T Shirt, White
Fan service, knitted. "South Park Group", printed large, no further context given.
Spider Man Christmas Jumper Snowflakes T-Shirt
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. "Spider Man" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Spider Man Christmas Snowflakes Kids T-Shirt
Fan service, knitted. Sized for someone who will wear it every day until Easter.
Spiderman Christmas Jumper Kids T Shirt, Red
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. Pull it on, commit, get on with the day.
Spiderman Christmas Jumper T Shirt, Red
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. One piece, over the head, done.
Spiderman Christmas Santa Hat Portrait Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Spiderman Christmas Santa" — and that is the whole of it.
Spiderman Christmas Santa Hat Portrait T-Shirt, Athletic Heather
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. Leads with "Spiderman Christmas Santa" and trusts you to do the rest.
Spiderman Happy Thwipmas Christmas Window Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Mid-range, so no agonising required. An easy one to wrap and an easy one to receive.
Spiderman Happy Thwipmas Christmas Window T-Shirt, Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
Spiderman Snowflake Christmas Jumper T Shirt, Navy
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. "Spiderman Snowflake" — and that is the whole of it.
Spongebob Squarepants Christmas Santa Hat Ladies T Shirt, White
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. Cut for her, and shaped rather than boxy.
Spongebob Squarepants Christmas Santa Hat Mens Long Sleeve T Shirt, White
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Spongebob Squarepants Christmas Santa Hat T-Shirt, White
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Spongebob Squarepants Make It Merry Christmas Unisex Adult T Shirt, Kelly Green
Seasonal, no further explanation offered. Kelly Green — festive without going full grotto.
Spongebob Squarepants Squidward Christmas Joy Ladies T Shirt, Black
The straightforward end of the Christmas shelf. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Spongebob Squarepants Squidward Christmas Joy Mens Long Sleeve T Shirt, Black
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Spongebob Squarepants Squidward Christmas Joy T-Shirt, Black
The straightforward end of the Christmas shelf. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
Star Trek The Original Series Christmas Happy Holidays Gifts T Shirt, Cardinal
Knows exactly what it is for. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Star Trek Trek The Halls Ugly Christmas T-Shirt, Black
Seasonal, no further explanation offered. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Star Trek Trek The Halls Ugly Christmas Unisex T Shirt, Black
Seasonal, no further explanation offered. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. An easy one to wrap and an easy one to receive.
Star Wars A Wookie Little Christmas Kids T-Shirt Red
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Holds up under a coat, which half of these do not.
Star Wars A Wookie Little Christmas Mens T-Shirt Red
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Star Wars Boba Fett Christmas Santa Hat Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
A face the whole room already knows. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
Star Wars Boba Fett Christmas Santa Hat T-Shirt, Black
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
Star Wars Christmas Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sithmas Kids T-Shirt Red
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Sized for someone who will wear it every day until Easter.
Star Wars Christmas Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sithmas Mens T-Shirt Red
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Star Wars Christmas Darth Vader Lack Of Spirit Kids T-Shirt Red
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Sized for someone who will wear it every day until Easter. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
Star Wars Christmas Darth Vader Lack Of Spirit Mens T-Shirt Red
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars Christmas Darth Vader Santa Kids T-Shirt Black
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Sized for someone who will wear it every day until Easter.
Star Wars Christmas Darth Vader Santa Mens T-Shirt Black
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Star Wars Christmas Merry Force Be With You Kids T-Shirt Light Grey
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Sized for someone who will wear it every day until Easter.
Star Wars Christmas Merry Force Be With You Stormtrooper Mens T-Shirt Dark Green
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars Christmas R2D2 Merry Beep Boop Beep Kids T-Shirt White
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed.
Star Wars Christmas R2D2 Merry Beep Boop Beep Mens T-Shirt White
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars Christmas Snowflakes Kids T-Shirt
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed.
Star Wars Christmas Storm Trooper Santa Kids T-Shirt White
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed.
Star Wars Christmas Storm Trooper Santa Mens T-Shirt White
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Star Wars Crush The Resistance This Christmas Kids T-Shirt Black
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. "Star Wars Crush The Resistance This", printed large, no further context given.
Star Wars Crush The Resistance This Christmas Mens T-Shirt Black
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. "Star Wars Crush The Resistance This", printed large, no further context given.
Star Wars Darth Vader Christmas Carols Kids T-Shirt Black
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Sized for someone who will wear it every day until Easter.
Star Wars Darth Vader Christmas Carols Mens T-Shirt Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Star Wars Darth Vader Christmas Santa Hat Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Fit for its one fortnight of the year. The sort of thing that gets borrowed and not returned.
Star Wars Darth Vader Christmas Santa Hat T-Shirt, Black
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. Earns its place by not being a novelty.
Star Wars Darth Vader Humbug Christmas, Merry Sithmas! Mens T-Shirt Mid Grey
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
Star Wars Darth Vader Merry Sithmas Christmas Long Sleeve Tee, Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. No notes. The sort of thing that gets borrowed and not returned.
Star Wars Darth Vader Merry Sithmas Christmas T-Shirt, Black
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. Reads as festive from across a room, which is the whole job.