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Christmas can be full of dilemmas … How much to spend on the girl/boyfriend when you’re planning on dumping them after Christmas anyway? … Can we get away with not asking the neighbours round for a drink? … Make the Christmas pudding or buy it (it’s gonna taste better from M&S, face it!)? …
But the biggest dilemma of them all … sweating like a pig at the Crimbo party in my post-ironic Christmas jumper but only have a boring old plain T-shirt on underneath. AAARGH! To take the Christmas jumper off or to not take the Christmas jumper off, that is the question? Look like rudolf himself with a shiny red nose or loose your tongue-in-cheek Christmas cool by revealing your dull old T?
Well fear not, seekers of Christmas dilemmas solved … we here at Merry Christmas Jumpers have the answer for you. Introducing our latest Christmas gotta-have-it wardrobe addition … the CHRISTMAS T SHIRT!!! That’s right, we’ve seen the problem (melting in a jumper) and used our Christmas know-how to bring you the answer (we’re nice like that!).
And if all those Christmas dilemmas are too much for you, just book yourself on to a winter sun cruise and be damned with it all (just don’t forget to pack yourself a Christmas T-shirt for the beach!).
So enjoy taking a good look through the cool selection of Ts that we’ve hunted high and low to bring to you. Take your pick of our favourites, then layer it up with a clashing Crimbo knit for good measure.
Christmas design Black Widow t-shirt
Officially licensed Marvel design t-shirt featuring Black widow design and snowflakes. 100% cotton, short-sleeve.
Glow Superstitch T-shirt-Christmas Sleigh
Christmas knitwear of the straightforward sort. Christmas Sleigh — festive without going full grotto.
Long Sleeve Glow T-shirt-Vintage Indigo Christmas Space
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. Comes in Vintage Indigo Christmas Space, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Long Sleeve Printed T-shirt-Christmas Vehicles
Festive, functional, no further claims made. The colourway is Christmas Vehicles, and it does most of the talking.
Long Sleeve Superstitch Tee-Starboard Blue Festive
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. In Starboard Blue Festive, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Longsleeve Superstitch T-shirt-Christmas Marching Band
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. The colourway is Christmas Marching Band, and it does most of the talking.
Monsoon Kids' Christmas Glitter T-Shirt, Ivory
Glitter-adjacent and entirely unrepentant about it. In Shirt, Ivory, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
'Little Miss Christmas' Glittery Girls Christmas T Shirt
Glitter-adjacent and entirely unrepentant about it. "'Little Miss" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Have A Very Merry Christmas Santa Cocktail Graphic T Shirt
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. It says "Have A Very Merry", and it is not going to elaborate.
Only Here For The Mulled Wine Christmas T Shirt
A jumper that has opinions about what you are drinking. The whole idea is "Only Here For The Mulled Wine". It lands or it does not.
Personalised Badminton Christmas Pudding T Shirt
A Christmas pudding the size of your sternum. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December.
Rainbow Christmas tree t-shirt
Long-sleeved t-shirt from Boden. Super-soft cotton. Length finishes at low hip. Boden also has this tee in both mother and daughter sizes… Matchy-matchy!
Bow Neck Knitted T-shirt-Gingerbread, Ivory Stripe
Gingerbread, piped in icing, structurally sound. Gingerbread, Ivory Stripe: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
'Gin Is For Life' Christmas T Shirt
Festive, and quite open about where the afternoon is heading. It says "'Gin Is For Life'", and it is not going to elaborate.
'Prosecco Is For Life' Christmas T Shirt
"Prosecco is for life, not just for Christmas" — a rework of the dog slogan that is, if anything, more sincerely meant.
'Merry Christmas' Leopard Bow Glitter T-Shirt
This one catches the light from across the room, deliberately. "Leopard Bow Glitter" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
'Merry Christmas' Penguin Glitter Novelty T-Shirt
Penguins: formal dress, no effort required. "Penguin Glitter", printed large, no further context given.
Donald Duck Vintage Naughty List Christmas T-Shirt, Burgundy
Rude, and making no attempt to be anything else. Comes in Shirt, Burgundy, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Jurassic World T-Rex Christmas Naughty List Kids T Shirt, Navy
Rude, and making no attempt to be anything else. "Jurassic World" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Universal Jurassic World Naughty List Christmas Jumper T Shirt, Black
Best deployed on people who already know what you are like. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
Christmas robot nightwear t-shirt
T-shirt from Cath Kidston. Christmas jumper t-shirt featuring robot and Christmas present – it’s actually a nightwear tee but we love it!
My first Christmas t-shirt
View Xmas presents the Harrods website
Santa Baby Long Sleeve Maternity T-Shirt
“Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me. been an awful good girl, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.”
Penguin print maternity t-shirt
A stack of penguins forming a triangle or is that a tree?
Yellow xmas t-shirt for little people
Yellow, which is a brave choice in December and quite right.
Personalised!! Christmas t-shirt
Available in red or white. Personalised name – made to order!
Winnie The Pooh Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas Kids T-Shirt White
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Straightforward, and all the better for it. Nothing about it is trying too hard.
Winnie The Pooh Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas Mens T-Shirt White
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December. Not the loudest thing on this page, and better for it.
Winnie The Pooh The Bearer Of Christmas Gifts Kids T-Shirt Red
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
Winnie The Pooh The Bearer Of Christmas Gifts Mens T-Shirt Red
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Winnie The Pooh Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore Christmas Santa Hats Kids T-Shirt Dark Green
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
Winnie The Pooh Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore Christmas Santa Hats Mens T-Shirt Green
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Winnie The Pooh Warmest Christmas Wishes From Piglet Kids T-Shirt Pink
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Sized for someone who will wear it every day until Easter. One of those that photographs better than it has any right to.
Winnie The Pooh Warmest Christmas Wishes From Piglet Mens T-Shirt Grey
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
Wolverine Boyfriend Christmas T-Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. "Wolverine Boyfriend" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Wolverine Christmas T-Shirt
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Wolverine Cotton Christmas T-Shirt
Festive, and doing the job without fuss. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Wolverine Merry Xmas Bub! Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Mid-range, so no agonising required. Will see out the office party and the family one after it.
Wolverine Merry Xmas Bub! T-Shirt, Black
A face the whole room already knows. No notes. Quietly good rather than loudly funny.
Wolverine Merry Xmas Bub! Womens T-Shirt, Black
Fan service, knitted. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. Nothing about it is trying too hard.
Womens Christmas T Shirt White
Festive, functional, no further claims made. A women's cut, which this category does not always bother with.
Womens Man Utd Christmas T Shirt Red
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. It says "Man Utd", and it is not going to elaborate.
Rude Christmas elf t-shirt
Not everyone loves Christmas as much as us here at Merry Christmas jumpers HQ, and perhaps when wearing this subtle little elf t-shirt, you could be amongst them.
Pull me! Christmas cracker t-shirt
Go for subtle. Go for this t-shirt.
Give a sh!t t-shirt
Give a sh!t for the big man this yule. That’s it – get it on your chest!
The Force is strong in this one
Due to give birth to the next Luke Skywalker or Princess Leia? Then give the world a sneak preview to the powers that lie within.
Spiderman Snowflake Christmas Jumper Kids T Shirt, Navy
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. The whole idea is "Spiderman Snowflake". It lands or it does not.
Womens Man City Christmas T Shirt Sky Blue
Festive, functional, no further claims made. "Man City" — and that is the whole of it.