Christmas jumpers by colour

1,561 jumpers to choose from

Red, green, black, white, grey, blue or pink — the whole collection sorted by the colour you actually want to wear.

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Colour is the first thing anybody decides about a Christmas jumper, usually before they have thought about the design at all. Red is the obvious one and the biggest list here — it is the colour people picture when they picture a Christmas jumper, and it photographs well, which matters more than it should in December.
Black is the quiet favourite. It is what people buy when they have to go to the office party and would rather not look like they have tried too hard, and it carries a fair isle pattern better than anything else. Grey does a similar job with less commitment.
Blue and green are the ones worth knowing about if you would rather not match everyone else in the room, and white is the risk — it looks wonderful and it is a jumper you will be wearing while eating.

Merry Shitmas Mug

Merry Shitmas Mug

Put a smile on Scrooge’s face with the merry Shitmas mug. The perfect novelty Christmas gift this year.

Christmas enjoy C*ock jumper, in red

Enjoy C*ock

Enjoy C*ck This Christmas sweatshirt. 100% cotton sweatshirt. Hand made – either hand pulled in the UK on a silk-screen or hand pressed with high quality vinyl design.

Sparkly Christmas reindeer design jumper, in black, for women

Sparkly Christmas reindeer design jumper

Get in the holiday spirit with this sparkly Christmas jumper. The jumper is actually available in a range of jumpers with various colours and designs from Next. This merry sequin design is made from a soft cotton-blend, with a crew neck and elasticated cuffs. Machine washable. 62% Acrylic, 28% Nylon.

Christmas big black **** – chicken design sweatshirt, in green

Big black **** – chicken design sweatshirt

Not strictly for Christmas, this rude themed jumper could be worn all through the year to any poultry based event or get together. It will look great dressed up or down, or over your silk PJs…..

get stuffed funny Christmas jumper

Get stuffed funny Christmas jumper

Get “stuffed” this Christmas. If you’re lucky enough to find a turkey to cook in this post-Brexit apocalypse, make sure to wear this jumper and look like a right turkey.

Christmas tinsel tits rude jumper, in pink, for women

Tinsel tits rude jumper

“Tinsel tits” design Christmas jumper on a base colour of pink, lilac or white. Fair Isle design with oh-so-subtle detail.

I LOVE Christmas jumper, in black

I LOVE Christmas

We love Christmas. We know you do too! So say it in style this Crimbo with this “Jolly as Luck” Christmas sweatshirt. Cotton blend, Unisex jumper.

Christmas ho Ho Hold my beer jumper, in grey

Ho Ho Hold my beer

Have a holly jolly Christmas with this fun festive sweatshirt. Featuring a grey ‘ho ho hold my beer’ Santa graphic on front, long sleeves and a classic crew neck.

Christmas reindeer fair isle jumper on Boden, in pink

Reindeer fair isle jumper on Boden

Packed with lots of jolly Rudolphs, our reindeer Fair Isle Christmas jumper is soft, cosy, and brimming with festive spirit. Join in the fun. Machine washable.

Christmas enjoy cock t-shirt, in red

Enjoy cock t-shirt

We don’t think you’ll ever be able to look at a Coke Christmas advert in quite the same way after seeing this t-shirt on Etsy. Oh … the holidays are coming … du du du du du de, du du dooo!

Sleigh ride sequin dress

Sleigh Ride Sequin dress

Ok, so it’s tacky and for sale on the Ann Summers website. It’s pretty tame and could be worn as a fun party dress! (just don’t tell anyone where you bought it).

Black Sequin Christmas Jumper from Boohoo

Black Sequin Christmas Jumper

Black and sequinned, for the Christmas party where you would rather not look like you tried too hard at the jumper and too little at everything else.

Christmas dalek jumper, in blue

Dalek jumper

Daleks dream of a white Christmas too – Dr Who themed jumper with dalek design and snowflake detail on the arms.

Christmas mr & Mrs Elf two person jumper, in red

Mr & Mrs Elf two person jumper

Two people, one jumper! This two person jumper is going to be a lot fun at Christmas. Just make sure you really like your jumper buddy.