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We think the geek chic look is awesome! And Christmas is the perfect time to get your geek on … There’s never been a cooler time to be uncool! Ask any Clark Kent look-a-like and they’ll tell you they’re never short of geek-appreciation from the fairer sex!
Luckily, here at Merry Christmas Jumpers, we’ve the geek look all ‘stitched’ up for you (see what we did there…’stitched’ up?!). So all you need to do it take a browse through our carefully selected bunch of uber-geek Christmas knits and pick the one that does it for you. Maybe you’ll go for a geek inspired Christmas robot, a geeky Amstrad style design or a wrapping paper style repeat print. Even better, how about going for a slim fitting Christmas cardigan for a truly geektastic look!
And if you really want to max out the festive geek look, don’t forget to team your new knit with a pair of geeky specs (girls love an intelligent looking man!) and a festive bow tie.
Then grab your laptop and a copy of the latest ‘Computing Today’ magazine, head to your local cafe for a mug of geeky hot chocolate and wait for the pretty Christmas fairies to come fluttering around you, all wanting a kiss under the mistletoe with the best dresses Christmas geek in town!
Christmas Sketch T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Christmas Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Donald Duck Christmas T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Goes in hard on "Donald Duck".
Donald Duck Merry Christmas Kids Sweatshirt, Athletic Heather
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. In Athletic Heather, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Donald Duck Merry Christmas Kids T-Shirt White
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. In Shirt White, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Donald Duck Merry Christmas Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. The whole idea is "Donald Duck Merry". It lands or it does not.
Donald Duck Merry Christmas Sweatshirt White
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. The whole idea is "Donald Duck Merry". It lands or it does not.
Finding Nemo Christmas Here We Come With Dory And Destiny Kids T-Shirt Dark Green
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. In Shirt Dark Green, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Finding Nemo Christmas Here We Come With Dory And Destiny T-Shirt Green
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. The colourway is Shirt Green, and it does most of the talking.
Finding Nemo Just Keep Celebrating Christmas With Dory Kids T-Shirt Light Grey
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Comes in Shirt Light Grey, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Finding Nemo Just Keep Celebrating Christmas With Dory Sweatshirt Light Grey
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Leads with "Finding Nemo Just Keep Celebrating" and trusts you to do the rest.
Finding Nemo Just Keep Celebrating Christmas With Dory T-Shirt Grey
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. The colourway is Shirt Grey, and it does most of the talking.
Frozen 2 Elsa Christmas Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Frozen Elsa" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Frozen 2 Elsa Signature Snowflake Sweatshirt
Snowflakes, arranged with more order than actual snow manages. "Frozen Elsa Signature Snowflake" — and that is the whole of it.
Frozen Build A Snowman Sweatshirt
A snowman, briefly, as snowmen are. The whole idea is "Frozen Build A Snowman". It lands or it does not.
Frozen Christmas Olaf Smile Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Goes in hard on "Olaf Smile".
Frozen Christmas Sisters Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment.
Frozen Elsa Snowflake Portrait Sweatshirt
A snowflake pattern, repeating, soothingly. "Frozen Elsa Snowflake Portrait" — and that is the whole of it.
Frozen Elsa Snowflake Sweatshirt
Snowflakes, arranged with more order than actual snow manages. "Frozen Elsa Snowflake" — and that is the whole of it.
Frozen Magic Christmas Cotton T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Leads with "Frozen Magic" and trusts you to do the rest.
Frozen Magic Christmas Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Frozen Magic" — and that is the whole of it.
Frozen Olaf Sweet Christmas Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Goes in hard on "Frozen Olaf Sweet".
Frozen Sven And Olaf Christmas Ornaments Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Frozen Sven And Olaf" — and that is the whole of it.
Get Festive For Christmas With Mike And Sully Kids T-Shirt Dark Green
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Shirt Dark Green: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Girls Stitch Christmas Jumper
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed.
Grinch Christmas Jumper
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Jack Skellington Xmas T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Jack Skellington", printed large, no further context given.
Kachow Christmas Sweatshirt
A Christmas jumper that knows exactly what it is for. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring.
Kachow Christmas T-Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Lilo And Stitch Stitch Christmas Cotton Boyfriend T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Lilo And Stitch Stitch" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Nightmare Before Christmas Ho Ho Ho Jack Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Shirt, Black — festive without going full grotto.
Nightmare Before Christmas Ho Ho Ho Jack Sweatshirt, Black
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Ho Ho Ho Jack" — and that is the whole of it.
Nightmare Before Christmas Ho Ho Ho Jack T Shirt, Black
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Ho Ho Ho Jack" — and that is the whole of it.
Nightmare Before Christmas Ho Ho Ho Jack T-Shirt, Black
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Shirt, Black — festive without going full grotto.
Nightmare Before Christmas Holiday Chills Long Tee, Athletic Heather
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Athletic Heather — festive without going full grotto.
Nightmare Before Christmas Holiday Chills T-Shirt, Athletic Heather
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Comes in Shirt, Athletic Heather, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Nightmare Before Christmas Holiday Chills Tee, Athletic Heather
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Athletic Heather: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Womens Nightmare Before Christmas T Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. The whole idea is "Nightmare Before". It lands or it does not.
Bah Humbug Christmas T Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. The whole idea is "Bah Humbug". It lands or it does not.
Eat, Drink And Be Merry Christmas T Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. In Drink And Be Merry Christmas T Shirt, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Ho Ho Ho Christmas T Shirt
Honest festive knitwear: no gimmick, no apology. It says "Ho Ho Ho", and it is not going to elaborate.
Pumpkin King Christmas Mesh Dress
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. A dress, so the whole outfit is settled in one decision.
Short-Sleeved Christmas Long Pyjama Set
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Sleeved Christmas Long Pyjama Set — festive without going full grotto.
Star Wars Darth Vader Christmas Santa Hat T-Shirt, Black
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. Earns its place by not being a novelty.
Star Wars Darth Vader Merry Sithmas Christmas T-Shirt, Black
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring. Reads as festive from across a room, which is the whole job.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Hail The Pumpkin King Kids T-Shirt White
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be. Worth checking the sizing before you commit.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Hail The Pumpkin King Mens T-Shirt White
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Hail the Pumpkin King Sweatshirt White
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December. Worth checking the sizing before you commit.