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We think the geek chic look is awesome! And Christmas is the perfect time to get your geek on … There’s never been a cooler time to be uncool! Ask any Clark Kent look-a-like and they’ll tell you they’re never short of geek-appreciation from the fairer sex!
Luckily, here at Merry Christmas Jumpers, we’ve the geek look all ‘stitched’ up for you (see what we did there…’stitched’ up?!). So all you need to do it take a browse through our carefully selected bunch of uber-geek Christmas knits and pick the one that does it for you. Maybe you’ll go for a geek inspired Christmas robot, a geeky Amstrad style design or a wrapping paper style repeat print. Even better, how about going for a slim fitting Christmas cardigan for a truly geektastic look!
And if you really want to max out the festive geek look, don’t forget to team your new knit with a pair of geeky specs (girls love an intelligent looking man!) and a festive bow tie.
Then grab your laptop and a copy of the latest ‘Computing Today’ magazine, head to your local cafe for a mug of geeky hot chocolate and wait for the pretty Christmas fairies to come fluttering around you, all wanting a kiss under the mistletoe with the best dresses Christmas geek in town!
Nightmare Before Christmas Holiday Chills Sweatshirt, Athletic Heather
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Athletic Heather: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Nightmare Before Christmas Holiday Chills T-Shirt, Athletic Heather
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Comes in Shirt, Athletic Heather, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Nightmare Before Christmas Holiday Chills Tee, Athletic Heather
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Athletic Heather: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Nightmare Before Christmas Jack´s Eyes Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Jack s Eyes", printed large, no further context given.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Pyjamas
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. "Nightmare Before" — and that is the whole of it.
Womens Nightmare Before Christmas T Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. The whole idea is "Nightmare Before". It lands or it does not.
Brand Threads Kids' Barbie In The Nutcracker Sweater Dress, Pink
A nutcracker, mid-march, going nowhere in particular. Leads with "Barbie In The Nutcracker" and trusts you to do the rest.
Brand Threads Kids' Bluey Cotton Blend Christmas Sweatshirt, Red
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. The whole idea is "Brand Threads". It lands or it does not.
Brand Threads Kids' Cotton Blend Bluey Christmas Dress, Merlot
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Leads with "Brand Threads" and trusts you to do the rest.
Brand Threads Kids' Cotton Blend Bluey Christmas Pyjamas, Multi
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Brand Threads" — and that is the whole of it.
Brand Threads Kids' Fleece Christmas Bluey Long Sleeved Pyjamas, Blue Indigo
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Blue Indigo — festive without going full grotto.
Brand Threads Kids' Nightmare Before Christmas Sweater Dress, Black & White
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. Goes in hard on "Brand Threads".
Brand Threads Kids' Unisex Bluey Christmas Pyjama Set, White Multi
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. It says "Brand Threads", and it is not going to elaborate.
Brand Threads Kids' Unisex Nightmare Before Christmas Pyjama Set, White Multi
Honest festive knitwear: no gimmick, no apology. The whole idea is "Brand Threads". It lands or it does not.
Brand Threads Men's Cotton Blend Bluey Christmas Pyjamas, Multi
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Leads with "Brand Threads" and trusts you to do the rest.
Brand Threads Women's Bluey Cotton Long Sleeved Christmas Pyjamas, Multi
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Brand Threads" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Chinti & Parker Snoopy Fair Isle Wool Rich with Cashmere Cardigan, Multi
A Fair Isle yoke, doing the heavy lifting without shouting. Leads with "Chinti Parker Snoopy Fair Isle" and trusts you to do the rest.
Chinti & Parker Snoopy Fair Isle Wool Rich with Cashmere Jumper, Multi
Fair Isle: the pattern that was festive before festive was a category. The whole idea is "Chinti Parker Snoopy Fair Isle". It lands or it does not.
Chinti & Parker Wool Rich Santa Snoopy Jumper, Green
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. "Rich Santa Snoopy" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Chinti & Parker x Disney Minnie Wool Rich with Cashmere Christmas Jumper, Pink
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. The whole idea is "Chinti Parker x Disney Minnie". It lands or it does not.
NAME IT Kids' Stitch Christmas Jumper, Grey Melange
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. In Grey Melange, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
The Grinch™ Christmas Cool Comfort™ Pyjama Set
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Cool Comfort" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Bluey Kids Cream Christmas Pyjamas (1-7Yrs) 1-1.5 Yrs
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Strictly indoors, which is the best place to be in December anyway.
Disney Kids Red Mickey Mouse Matching Family Christmas Pyjamas (1-13yrs) 1-1.5 Yrs
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Goes in hard on "Red Mickey Mouse".
Red Disney Mickey & Friends Christmas Matching Family Pyjama Set Extra small
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. It says "Red Disney Mickey Friends", and it is not going to elaborate.
Bah Humbug Christmas T Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. The whole idea is "Bah Humbug". It lands or it does not.
Bookish Christmas Bookshelf Embroidered Sweatshirt
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. "Bookshelf Embroidered" — and that is the whole of it.
Christmas Grinch Christmas Jumper Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December.
Eat, Drink And Be Merry Christmas T Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. In Drink And Be Merry Christmas T Shirt, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Enchanted Garden Elf Embroidered Sweatshirt
An elf, clocked off, no longer pretending. It says "Enchanted Garden Elf Embroidered", and it is not going to elaborate.
Festive Gingerbread People Embroidered Sweatshirt
Gingerbread, piped in icing, structurally sound. "Gingerbread People Embroidered" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Ho Ho Ho Christmas T Shirt
Honest festive knitwear: no gimmick, no apology. It says "Ho Ho Ho", and it is not going to elaborate.
Merry Gaming Kid's Christmas Jumper For Gamer
For the child who will wear this while explaining, at length, why your controller is holding you back. Comfortable enough to be worn through an entire boss fight.
Oh What Fun It Is To Read Christmas Sweatshirt
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. "Oh What Fun It Is To Read" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Resting Grinch Face Christmas Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Resting Grinch Face" — and that is the whole of it.
Stitch Your Own Christmas Jumper Bauble
Baubles, applied with real enthusiasm. "Stitch Your Own" — and that is the whole of it.
Tech Support Gingerbread Jumper – “I’m Here To Del/Eat Your Cookies” Geek Sweater
A gingerbread man offering tech support, which is at least one more support option than most of us get in December. The pun is load-bearing and it holds.
The Grinch Personalised Christmas Sweatshirt Standing
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Softer than a knit and twice as forgiving.
Disney Christmas Season Of Giving Ariel, Tiana Kids T-Shirt Royal
A face the whole room already knows. No notes.
Disney Princess Christmas Bold Holiday Spirit Jasmine, Kids T-Shirt Red
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Disney Princess Christmas Bold Holiday Spirit Jasmine, Sweatshirt Red
Fan service, knitted. Softer than a knit and twice as forgiving.
Disney Princess Christmas Let Your Holidays Sparkle Bright Kids T-Shirt Purple
Fan service, knitted. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Disney Princess Christmas Let Your Holidays Sparkle Bright Sweatshirt Black
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Straightforward, and all the better for it.
Disney Princess Christmas Let Your Holidays Sparkle Bright T-Shirt Purple
A face the whole room already knows. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Disney Princess Christmas Merry, Bright And Beautiful Kids T-Shirt Pink
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Disney Princess Christmas Season Of Giving Ariel, Tiana Sweatshirt Royal
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. The colourway is Tiana Sweatshirt Royal, and it does most of the talking.
Disney Princess Christmas Season Of Giving Ariel, Tiana Unisex T-Shirt Royal
Fan service, knitted. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment.
Disney The Nutcracker Ballerina Christmas Sweatshirt
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. No notes.