I hate Christmas, turkey jumper
Slow down and take it easy in this fab ugly Christmas sweater on Amazon. Knitted acrylic with Sloth design and snowflakes.
Get all Christmassy down-under with this sassy pair of elfine socks.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.