Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Rude Christmas jumper. Snowman with a carrot for a c*ck…. what’s more to say?
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
Go get ’em tiger! Jingle them balls like there is no tomorrow…. or did someone say jiggle balls? .. snigger, snigger.