Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
Santa has – the dirty dog. Give Santa a good spanking in this rude jumper. We reckon it will be a top-seller on Amazon this year.
Who me?! I am a VERY good boy indeed-y.
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”