Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”
Who me?! I am a VERY good boy indeed-y.
Go get ’em tiger! Jingle them balls like there is no tomorrow…. or did someone say jiggle balls? .. snigger, snigger.