Ooh er missus! You can baste my turkey this Christmas!!
Ladies and Gentleman? Have you been good this Christmas? Good, Good …. because Santa has a very large package that he would like to give unto you this Christmas.
Give a sh!t for the big man this yule. That’s it – get it on your chest!
Mrs Claus loves to bust some moves in this jumper, the elves seem very interested to see her jiggle around the candy pole.