I’m not Santa but you can still sit on my lap
Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
Give a sh!t for the big man this yule. That’s it – get it on your chest!
You are bound to upset the relatives with this trio of randy reindeer.
Santa has – the dirty dog. Give Santa a good spanking in this rude jumper. We reckon it will be a top-seller on Amazon this year.