Who me?! I am a VERY good boy indeed-y.
At first appearance, a tasteful thick woven Christmas knit. Closer inspection reveals the rude side of this novelty knit. Buy today to be sure to shock your friends and colleagues during the run up to Christmas day.
Santa has – the dirty dog. Give Santa a good spanking in this rude jumper. We reckon it will be a top-seller on Amazon this year.
Mrs Claus loves to bust some moves in this jumper, the elves seem very interested to see her jiggle around the candy pole.
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.