View this Christmas Jumper on the eBay website
Once a year Santa get’s his sack out, rude xmas jumper
Once a year ….
Go get ’em tiger! Jingle them balls like there is no tomorrow…. or did someone say jiggle balls? .. snigger, snigger.
Get “stuffed” this Christmas. If you’re lucky enough to find a turkey to cook in this post-Brexit apocalypse, make sure to wear this jumper and look like a right turkey.
Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.