Range of Christmas jumpers and dresses on Etsy – you name it, chances are, Etsy stock it.

Big black c*ck chicken design sweatshirt

Not strictly for Christmas, this rude themed jumper could be worn all through the year to any poultry based event or get together. It will look great dressed up or down, or over your silk PJs…..

“Its a devilishly wondrous design … With or without lashings of whipped cream … I wear mine for every Sunday roast” said a Ms N. Lawson of Knightsbridge London

Handmade. 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Available in a range of colours and sizes.

View this Christmas Jumper on the Etsy website