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Christmas can be full of dilemmas … How much to spend on the girl/boyfriend when you’re planning on dumping them after Christmas anyway? … Can we get away with not asking the neighbours round for a drink? … Make the Christmas pudding or buy it (it’s gonna taste better from M&S, face it!)? …
But the biggest dilemma of them all … sweating like a pig at the Crimbo party in my post-ironic Christmas jumper but only have a boring old plain T-shirt on underneath. AAARGH! To take the Christmas jumper off or to not take the Christmas jumper off, that is the question? Look like rudolf himself with a shiny red nose or loose your tongue-in-cheek Christmas cool by revealing your dull old T?
Well fear not, seekers of Christmas dilemmas solved … we here at Merry Christmas Jumpers have the answer for you. Introducing our latest Christmas gotta-have-it wardrobe addition … the CHRISTMAS T SHIRT!!! That’s right, we’ve seen the problem (melting in a jumper) and used our Christmas know-how to bring you the answer (we’re nice like that!).
And if all those Christmas dilemmas are too much for you, just book yourself on to a winter sun cruise and be damned with it all (just don’t forget to pack yourself a Christmas T-shirt for the beach!).
So enjoy taking a good look through the cool selection of Ts that we’ve hunted high and low to bring to you. Take your pick of our favourites, then layer it up with a clashing Crimbo knit for good measure.
Merry Christmas T Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Merry Christmas T-Shirt
A December thing, and it does not pretend otherwise. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December.
Michael Buble Into Her Christmas T Shirt
Honest festive stuff: no gimmick, no apology. The whole idea is "Michael Buble Into Her". It lands or it does not.
Mickey Mouse And Minnie Christmas Jumper Mens T-Shirt White
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Mickey Mouse And Minnie Christmas Kiss Mens T-Shirt White
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Mickey Mouse And Minnie Sledding For Christmas Mens T-Shirt Black
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Jumper Kids T-Shirt Red
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Goes in hard on "Mickey Mouse".
Mickey Mouse Christmas Jumper Mens T-Shirt Red
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. "Mickey Mouse" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Present Kids T-Shirt Light Grey
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Present Mens T-Shirt Grey
Fan service, knitted. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Presents Mens T-Shirt Grey
A face the whole room already knows. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Sweater Kids T-Shirt White
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. "Mickey Mouse" — and that is the whole of it.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Sweater Mens T-Shirt White
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Leads with "Mickey Mouse" and trusts you to do the rest.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Tartan Kids T-Shirt Light Grey
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Tartan Mens T-Shirt Grey
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Cut for him, worn by whoever gets to the drawer first.
Mickey Mouse Merry Christmas Kids T-Shirt Light Grey
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Leads with "Mickey Mouse Merry" and trusts you to do the rest.
Mickey Mouse Merry Christmas Mens T-Shirt Grey
A face the whole room already knows. "Mickey Mouse Merry" — and that is the whole of it.
Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse And Minnie Christmas Jumper T-Shirt White
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. Pull it on, commit, get on with the day.
Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse And Minnie Christmas Kiss T-Shirt White
Fan service, knitted. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse And Minnie Sledding For Christmas T-Shirt Black
Fan service, knitted. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring.
Minions Bob All I Want For Xmas Kids T Shirt, Pink
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. "Minions Bob All I Want For Xmas" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Minions Christmas Sleigh Kids T Shirt, Navy
Knows exactly what it is for. "Minions Christmas Sleigh" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Minnie Mouse Santa For Christmas Kids T-Shirt Red
Nostalgia, legally cleared and printed at scale. Leads with "Minnie Mouse Santa For Christmas" and trusts you to do the rest.
Minnie Mouse Santa For Christmas T-Shirt Red
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. It says "Minnie Mouse Santa For Christmas", and it is not going to elaborate.
Monopoly Monopoly Man Merry Christmas T Shirt Green
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August. An easy one to wrap and an easy one to receive.
Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Head Kids T-Shirt, Black
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. Straightforward, and all the better for it.
Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Pumpkin King Kids T-Shirt, Black
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Fit for its one fortnight of the year. Does what it says and stops there.
Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Smile Face Kids T-Shirt, White
Fan service, knitted. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed.
Nightmare Before Christmas Jack´s Eyes T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Nightmare Before Christmas Jack s Eyes" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Nightmare Before Christmas Scary Christmas Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Navy
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. The whole idea is "Nightmare Before Christmas Scary". It lands or it does not.
Nightmare Before Christmas Scary Christmas T Shirt, Navy
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. Leads with "Nightmare Before Christmas Scary" and trusts you to do the rest.
Nightmare Before Christmas Scary Christmas T-Shirt, Navy
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Leads with "Nightmare Before Christmas Scary" and trusts you to do the rest.
Nightmare Before Christmas Zero Sleeps Til Christmas T-Shirt, Black
Recognisable at a glance, which is most of the point. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office. Holds up under a coat, which half of these do not.
No Sleep Till Xmas T-Shirt
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. Goes in hard on "No Sleep Till Xmas".
Noel & Liam Boxed Photograph T-Shirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Noel & Liam Photograph Square T-Shirt
Festive, and doing the job without fuss. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Noel & Liam Photograph T-Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. It says "Noel Liam Photograph", and it is not going to elaborate.
Oh Deer Mens Christmas T-Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. "Oh Deer" — and that is the whole of it.
Ozz Bless Us All Christmas T Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. "Ozz Bless Us All Christmas" — and that is the whole of it.
Paw Patrol Chase Marshall Rubble Christmas Santa Hats Unisex Adult Heather T Shirt, Red Heather
Santa's face, large, directly on your front. Red Heather: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Paw Patrol Chase Marshall Rubble Christmas Santa Hats Unisex Adult T Shirt, Red
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Paw Patrol Skye Nice Christmas List Unisex Adult Heather T Shirt, Red Heather
Festive, functional, no further claims made. Comes in Red Heather, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Paw Patrol Skye Nice Christmas List Unisex Adult T Shirt, Red
Christmas, straightforwardly. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Penguins' Christmas Applique Long-Sleeved T-Shirt
A penguin in a scarf, which is both unnecessary and completely correct. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December.
Penguins' Christmas Applique T-Shirt Dress
A penguin doing nothing at all, beautifully. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Peppa Pig Festive Family Pyjamas T-Shirt Navy
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. "Peppa Pig" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Peppa Pig Festive Fun Nativity T-Shirt White
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring.
Personalised Teddy Bear My 1st Christmas Fir Tree T-shirt
Add a name and it stops being generic, which is the point. The whole idea is "Teddy Bear My st Christmas Fir Tree". It lands or it does not.