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Christmas can be full of dilemmas … How much to spend on the girl/boyfriend when you’re planning on dumping them after Christmas anyway? … Can we get away with not asking the neighbours round for a drink? … Make the Christmas pudding or buy it (it’s gonna taste better from M&S, face it!)? …
But the biggest dilemma of them all … sweating like a pig at the Crimbo party in my post-ironic Christmas jumper but only have a boring old plain T-shirt on underneath. AAARGH! To take the Christmas jumper off or to not take the Christmas jumper off, that is the question? Look like rudolf himself with a shiny red nose or loose your tongue-in-cheek Christmas cool by revealing your dull old T?
Well fear not, seekers of Christmas dilemmas solved … we here at Merry Christmas Jumpers have the answer for you. Introducing our latest Christmas gotta-have-it wardrobe addition … the CHRISTMAS T SHIRT!!! That’s right, we’ve seen the problem (melting in a jumper) and used our Christmas know-how to bring you the answer (we’re nice like that!).
And if all those Christmas dilemmas are too much for you, just book yourself on to a winter sun cruise and be damned with it all (just don’t forget to pack yourself a Christmas T-shirt for the beach!).
So enjoy taking a good look through the cool selection of Ts that we’ve hunted high and low to bring to you. Take your pick of our favourites, then layer it up with a clashing Crimbo knit for good measure.
Father And Child Christmas Bear T Shirts
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
First Christmas As A Mrs Tee
Christmas knitwear of the straightforward sort. Straightforward, and all the better for it.
First Christmas As Mummy New Mum Christmas T Shirt
Honest festive knitwear: no gimmick, no apology. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Funny Cheese Christmas T Shirt
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. Leads with "Funny Cheese" and trusts you to do the rest.
Funny Cheese Men's Christmas T Shirt
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. Goes in hard on "Funny Cheese".
Funny Christmas T Shirt For Women
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. Cut for her, and shaped rather than boxy.
Funny Cricket Mens Christmas T Shirt
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. "Funny Cricket" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Funny Formula One Men's Christmas T Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. "Funny Formula One" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Funny Golf Mens Christmas T Shirt
A Christmas jumper that knows exactly what it is for. "Funny Golf" — and that is the whole of it.
Funny Mens Christmas Guinness T Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Funny Rugby Mens Christmas T Shirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. The whole idea is "Funny Rugby". It lands or it does not.
Funny Slogan Ladies Christmas T Shirt
Says the thing. Says it loudly. Goes in hard on "Funny Slogan".
Gangsta Wrapper Women's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. It says "Gangsta Wrapper", and it is not going to elaborate.
Get This Girl A Mince Pie Women's Christmas T Shirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. Goes in hard on "Get This Girl A Mince Pie".
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Men's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. Goes in hard on "Get This Guy A Mince Pie".
Glitter Reindeer Christmas T Shirt
A reindeer with its mind entirely elsewhere. "Glitter Reindeer" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Glittery Holly Personalised Christmas T Shirt For Girls And Boys
This one catches the light from across the room, deliberately. Leads with "Glittery Holly" and trusts you to do the rest.
Going Out Out Santa Men's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. "Going Out Out Santa", printed large, no further context given.
Going Out Out Santa Women's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. The whole idea is "Going Out Out Santa". It lands or it does not.
Golf Tee Christmas Jumper
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Gravy One More Time Women's Christmas T Shirt
Honest festive knitwear: no gimmick, no apology. It says "Gravy One More Time", and it is not going to elaborate.
Have A Very Merry Christmas Santa Cocktail Graphic T Shirt
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. It says "Have A Very Merry", and it is not going to elaborate.
Ho Frickin’ Ho Men's Christmas Slogan T Shirt
A slogan jumper that gets its joke out in four words. "Ho Frickin Ho" — and that is the whole of it.
Ho Ho Ho Christmas T Shirt
Honest festive knitwear: no gimmick, no apology. It says "Ho Ho Ho", and it is not going to elaborate.
I Believe Women's Christmas T Shirt
A Christmas jumper that knows exactly what it is for. It says "I Believe", and it is not going to elaborate.
Illustrated And Personalised Dog Christmas T Shirt
One of a kind, because you typed the kind. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
Is It Too Late To Be Good? Women's Christmas T Shirt
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. "Is It Too Late To Be Good" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Jingle Bell Rock Men's Christmas T Shirt
Bells. Actual bells. Consider your colleagues. Leads with "Jingle Bell Rock" and trusts you to do the rest.
Jingle Bell Rock Women's Christmas T Shirt
Bells. Actual bells. Consider your colleagues. It says "Jingle Bell Rock", and it is not going to elaborate.
Jingle Those Baubles Women's Christmas T Shirt
Jingles when you move, which is either charming or a warning. It says "Jingle Those Baubles", and it is not going to elaborate.
Joyeux Narwhal Men's Christmas T Shirt
Honest festive knitwear: no gimmick, no apology. "Joyeux Narwhal" — and that is the whole of it.
Joyeux Noel Multicoloured Christmas T Shirt
Christmas knitwear of the straightforward sort. "Joyeux Noel Multicoloured" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Joyeux Noel Womens Christmas T Shirt
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. "Joyeux Noel", printed large, no further context given.
Kids Christmas Nordic Deer T Shirt
Fair Isle: the pattern that was festive before festive was a category. The whole idea is "Nordic Deer". It lands or it does not.
Kids Personalised Christmas T Shirt
Personalisation: the cheapest way to make a jumper unarguably yours. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed.
Ladies Oasis Christmas T Shirt
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Last Christmas As A Miss T Shirt
Christmas, in jumper form. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Love Your Sprouts Mens Christmas T Shirt
Sprouts. On purpose. In public. The whole idea is "Love Your Sprouts". It lands or it does not.
Mary Christmas Men's Christmas T Shirt
Christmas knitwear of the straightforward sort. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Mary Christmas Women's Christmas T Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. A women's cut, which this category does not always bother with.
Men's Christmas Dinosaur T Shirt
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Men's Dear Santa Define Good Christmas T Shirt
Santa's face, large, directly on your front. "Dear Santa Define Good" — and that is the whole of it.
Men's Here For The Pigs In Blankets Christmas T Shirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. It says "Here For The Pigs In Blankets", and it is not going to elaborate.
Mens Christmas Essentials Sprouts Tshirt
Sprouts. On purpose. In public. "Essentials Sprouts Tshirt" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Mens Christmas Novelty Reindeer Bum Tshirt
Antlers, knitted, at roughly chest height. Leads with "Reindeer Bum Tshirt" and trusts you to do the rest.
Mens Christmas Oasis T Shirt
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Mens Festive Christmas Cats Glow In The Dark Tshirt
Christmas knitwear of the straightforward sort. "Cats Glow In The Dark Tshirt", printed large, no further context given.
Mens Festive Christmas Reindeer Glow In The Dark Tshirt
The reindeer, mid-plod, as reindeer are. "Reindeer Glow In The Dark Tshirt" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.