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Christmas can be full of dilemmas … How much to spend on the girl/boyfriend when you’re planning on dumping them after Christmas anyway? … Can we get away with not asking the neighbours round for a drink? … Make the Christmas pudding or buy it (it’s gonna taste better from M&S, face it!)? …
But the biggest dilemma of them all … sweating like a pig at the Crimbo party in my post-ironic Christmas jumper but only have a boring old plain T-shirt on underneath. AAARGH! To take the Christmas jumper off or to not take the Christmas jumper off, that is the question? Look like rudolf himself with a shiny red nose or loose your tongue-in-cheek Christmas cool by revealing your dull old T?
Well fear not, seekers of Christmas dilemmas solved … we here at Merry Christmas Jumpers have the answer for you. Introducing our latest Christmas gotta-have-it wardrobe addition … the CHRISTMAS T SHIRT!!! That’s right, we’ve seen the problem (melting in a jumper) and used our Christmas know-how to bring you the answer (we’re nice like that!).
And if all those Christmas dilemmas are too much for you, just book yourself on to a winter sun cruise and be damned with it all (just don’t forget to pack yourself a Christmas T-shirt for the beach!).
So enjoy taking a good look through the cool selection of Ts that we’ve hunted high and low to bring to you. Take your pick of our favourites, then layer it up with a clashing Crimbo knit for good measure.
Santa Glow In The Dark T Shirt – Reusable Uv Drawing T Shirt Fun Christmas Present
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. It says "Santa Glow In The Dark", and it is not going to elaborate.
Santa Loves This Guy Men's Christmas T Shirt
Santa, at the size and volume you would expect. The whole idea is "Santa Loves This Guy". It lands or it does not.
Sas Santa's Air Service Kids Christmas T Shirt
Santa's face, large, directly on your front. Goes in hard on "Sas Santa's Air Service".
Season's Eatings Graphic Christmas T Shirt In Pistachio
Festive, functional, no further claims made. "Season's Eatings Graphic" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Season's Eatings Women's Christmas Guide T Shirt
Christmas, in jumper form. Goes in hard on "Season's Eatings".
Sleigh All Day Women's Christmas T Shirt
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. "Sleigh All" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Sparkle Glitter Reindeer Christmas T Shirt
Antlers, knitted, at roughly chest height. "Sparkle Glitter Reindeer", printed large, no further context given.
Spruce Up Your Life Women's Christmas T Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. "Spruce Up Your Life" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Support The Claus Women's Christmas T Shirt
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. The whole idea is "Support The Claus". It lands or it does not.
T Rexcellent Men's Christmas Dinosaur T Shirt
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Tees The Season Funny Golf Christmas Jumper, Green Sweatshirt
Personalisation: the cheapest way to make a jumper unarguably yours. Green Sweatshirt — festive without going full grotto.
The Life Of A Snow Girl Christmas T Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. Leads with "Life Of A Snow Girl" and trusts you to do the rest.
Traitors Ladies Christmas T Shirt
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Twist And Sprout Women's Christmas T Shirt
Sprouts. On purpose. In public. The whole idea is "Twist And Sprout". It lands or it does not.
Unicorn Sleigh Kids Christmas T Shirt
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. Leads with "Unicorn Sleigh" and trusts you to do the rest.
Womens Christmas Tree Organic Tshirt / Vegan Tshirt
A Christmas tree, baubles and all, worn rather than decorated. "Tree Organic Tshirt Vegan Tshirt" — and that is the whole of it.
Womens Festive Christmas Reindeer Names Tshirt
A reindeer with its mind entirely elsewhere. It says "Reindeer Names Tshirt", and it is not going to elaborate.
Womens Festive Christmas Reindeer Organic Tshirt
The reindeer, mid-plod, as reindeer are. Goes in hard on "Reindeer Organic Tshirt".
Womens Festive Christmas Snowman Long Sleeve Tshirt
A snowman, briefly, as snowmen are. "Snowman Long Sleeve Tshirt" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Womens Festive Christmas Snowman Organic Tshirt
A snowman, briefly, as snowmen are. "Snowman Organic Tshirt" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Yippee Ki Yay Men's Long Sleeved Christmas T Shirt
Seasonal knit, no further explanation offered. "Yippee Ki Yay" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Yule Got This Men's Christmas T Shirt
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. "Yule Got This" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Yule Got This Women's Christmas T Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. Leads with "Yule Got This" and trusts you to do the rest.
'A Festive Moo-d' Highland Cow Novelty T-Shirt
Seasonal, no further explanation offered. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring.
'Christmas Tart' Slogan T-Shirt
Says the thing. Says it loudly. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
'Christmas Wishlist' Novelty Relaxed T-Shirt
Honest festive stuff: no gimmick, no apology. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
'Dashing Dancing and Prancing' Novelty Christmas T-Shirt
Knows exactly what it is for. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
'Merry Christmas' Leopard Bow Glitter T-Shirt
This one catches the light from across the room, deliberately. Straightforward, and all the better for it.
'Merry Christmas' Novelty T-Shirt
Festive, and doing the job without fuss. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
'Merry Christmas' Penguin Glitter Novelty T-Shirt
Penguins: formal dress, no effort required. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment.
Ace Of Spades Christmas T Shirt
Honest festive stuff: no gimmick, no apology. The whole idea is "Ace Of Spades". It lands or it does not.
Acid Wash 'Feral & Festive' Novelty T-Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. Goes in hard on "Acid Wash 'Feral".
Aliens Boyfriend Christmas T-Shirt
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. It says "Aliens Boyfriend", and it is not going to elaborate.
Aliens Christmas T-Shirt
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
Aliens Cotton Boyfriend Christmas T-Shirt
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Aliens Cotton Christmas T-Shirt
The character does the heavy lifting; the jumper just carries it. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Aliens Santa Claus Christmas T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Aliens Santa Claus" — and that is the whole of it.
All I Want For Christmas Cotton T-Shirt
Fan service, knitted. Leads with "All I Want For Christmas" and trusts you to do the rest.
All I Want For Xmas Christmas is Crue T Shirt
Knows exactly what it is for. The whole idea is "All I Want For Xmas Christmas is Crue". It lands or it does not.
Arms Out Holiday Christmas T Shirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. "Arms Out Holiday" — and that is the whole of it.
Bad Turkey Xmas T-Shirt
A turkey that has clearly made peace with the whole business. It says "Bad Turkey", and it is not going to elaborate.
Basketball Christmas Pudding T Shirt
A pudding rendered in wool, which is at least honest about the calories. The whole idea is "Basketball Christmas Pudding". It lands or it does not.
Bike Christmas T-Shirt
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
Christmas Bad Times T Shirt
Festive, functional, no further claims made. Goes in hard on "Christmas Bad Times".
Christmas Bear Applique Long-Sleeved T-Shirt
Festive, and doing the job without fuss. No notes.
Christmas Bike T Shirt
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment.
Christmas Bold Holiday Spirit Jasmine, Moana T-Shirt Red
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Christmas Candy Cane Cutie T-Shirt
Candy canes, stripes and all, aggressively red. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.