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Christmas can be full of dilemmas … How much to spend on the girl/boyfriend when you’re planning on dumping them after Christmas anyway? … Can we get away with not asking the neighbours round for a drink? … Make the Christmas pudding or buy it (it’s gonna taste better from M&S, face it!)? …
But the biggest dilemma of them all … sweating like a pig at the Crimbo party in my post-ironic Christmas jumper but only have a boring old plain T-shirt on underneath. AAARGH! To take the Christmas jumper off or to not take the Christmas jumper off, that is the question? Look like rudolf himself with a shiny red nose or loose your tongue-in-cheek Christmas cool by revealing your dull old T?
Well fear not, seekers of Christmas dilemmas solved … we here at Merry Christmas Jumpers have the answer for you. Introducing our latest Christmas gotta-have-it wardrobe addition … the CHRISTMAS T SHIRT!!! That’s right, we’ve seen the problem (melting in a jumper) and used our Christmas know-how to bring you the answer (we’re nice like that!).
And if all those Christmas dilemmas are too much for you, just book yourself on to a winter sun cruise and be damned with it all (just don’t forget to pack yourself a Christmas T-shirt for the beach!).
So enjoy taking a good look through the cool selection of Ts that we’ve hunted high and low to bring to you. Take your pick of our favourites, then layer it up with a clashing Crimbo knit for good measure.
Christmas Pattern Cotton T-Shirt
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December.
Christmas Pattern T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Straightforward, and all the better for it.
Christmas Tee Golf Christmas Jumper
Festive, functional, no further claims made. A jumper, in the proper sense of the word.
Cotton Boyfriend Christmas T-Shirt
Knows exactly what it is for. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Cotton Christmas T-Shirt
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Crazy About Christmas Cotton Boyfriend T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. It says "Crazy About", and it is not going to elaborate.
Crazy About Christmas Cotton T-Shirt
Merchandise, cheerfully and without pretence. "Crazy About", printed large, no further context given.
Disney Christmas Season Of Giving Ariel, Tiana Kids T-Shirt Royal
A face the whole room already knows. No notes.
Disney Princess Christmas Bold Holiday Spirit Jasmine, Kids T-Shirt Red
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Disney Princess Christmas Let Your Holidays Sparkle Bright Kids T-Shirt Purple
Fan service, knitted. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Disney Princess Christmas Let Your Holidays Sparkle Bright T-Shirt Purple
A face the whole room already knows. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Disney Princess Christmas Merry, Bright And Beautiful Kids T-Shirt Pink
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Disney Princess Christmas Season Of Giving Ariel, Tiana Unisex T-Shirt Royal
Fan service, knitted. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment.
Dungeons & Dragons Christmas Ho Ho Ho Mens T Shirt, Forest Green
Seasonal, no further explanation offered. Forest Green: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
E.T. Home For Christmas Long Sleeve T Shirt, Black
Honest festive stuff: no gimmick, no apology. "Home For Christmas" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
E.T. Home For Christmas T Shirt, Black
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. It says "Home For Christmas", and it is not going to elaborate.
Elvis Blue Ugly Christmas Fair Isle Kids T-Shirt, Navy
Nordic knit, worn by people who would not call it a Christmas jumper. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed.
Elvis Blue Ugly Christmas Fair Isle Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Navy
A Fair Isle yoke, doing the heavy lifting without shouting. A t-shirt, for the overheated end of the office.
Elvis Blue Ugly Christmas Fair Isle T-Shirt, Navy
Fair Isle: the pattern that was festive before festive was a category. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Elvis Dancing Ugly Christmas Kids T-Shirt, Red
The straightforward end of the Christmas shelf. It says "Elvis Dancing Ugly", and it is not going to elaborate.
Elvis Dancing Ugly Christmas T-Shirt, Red
The straightforward end of the Christmas shelf. Goes in hard on "Elvis Dancing Ugly".
Elvis Merry Christmas Baby Kids T-Shirt, Black
A December thing, and it does not pretend otherwise. "Elvis Merry" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Elvis Merry Christmas Baby Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
A December thing, and it does not pretend otherwise. "Elvis Merry" — and that is the whole of it.
Elvis Merry Christmas Baby T Shirt, Black
Festive, and doing the job without fuss. "Elvis Merry" — and that is the whole of it.
Elvis Merry Christmas Baby T-Shirt, Black
Honest festive stuff: no gimmick, no apology. Goes in hard on "Elvis Merry".
Elvis Ugly Christmas Sweater Kids T-Shirt, Black
Honest festive stuff: no gimmick, no apology. "Elvis Ugly" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Elvis Ugly Christmas Sweater Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
A December thing, and it does not pretend otherwise. "Elvis Ugly" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Elvis Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirt, Black
Knows exactly what it is for. The whole idea is "Elvis Ugly". It lands or it does not.
F**K Christmas T Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. No notes.
Felix Can Handle Christmas Long Sleeve T Shirt, Navy
Honest festive stuff: no gimmick, no apology. "Felix Can Handle" — and that is the whole of it.
Felix Can Handle Christmas T Shirt, Navy
Knows exactly what it is for. The whole idea is "Felix Can Handle". It lands or it does not.
Felix Feline Festive Xmas T Shirt, Vintage Wash Black
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. Vintage Wash Black: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Felix Merry Christmas Long Sleeve T Shirt, White
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. Goes in hard on "Felix Merry".
Felix Merry Christmas T Shirt, White
Seasonal, no further explanation offered. The whole idea is "Felix Merry". It lands or it does not.
Felix Navidad Christmas T Shirt, Red
Christmas, straightforwardly. "Felix Navidad", printed large, no further context given.
Felix The Cat Feline Festive Kids T Shirt, Athletic Heather
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. In Athletic Heather, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Festive Elephant T-Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment.
Frozen Icy Holiday Magic For Christmas With Elsa Kids T-Shirt Light Blue
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. No notes.
Frozen Icy Holiday Magic For Christmas With Elsa T-Shirt Light Blue
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Frozen Olaf Candy Cane Christmas Kids T-Shirt Navy
One for someone with strong feelings about this franchise. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Frozen Olaf Candy Cane Christmas T-Shirt Navy
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment.
Gabby'S Dollhouse Cat-Tastic Christmas Kids T Shirt, Pink
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. In Tastic Christmas Kids T Shirt, Pink, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Gabby'S Dollhouse Mercat Its Snowing Christmas Kids T Shirt, Pink
The sort of thing that starts a conversation you did not plan to have. "Gabby'S Dollhouse Mercat Its Snowing" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Garfield Ho Ho Ho Christmas Unisex Adult T Shirt, Red
Christmas, straightforwardly. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Greetings From Papa Noel T Shirt
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. The whole idea is "Greetings From Papa Noel". It lands or it does not.
Griswold Family Christmas Cotton T-Shirt
A character jumper, and the character is doing the work. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Grogu Christmas Snowflakes Kids T-Shirt
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. "Grogu Christmas Snowflakes" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Have A Cool Yule Boyfriend T-Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. "Have A Cool Yule Boyfriend", printed large, no further context given.