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We think the geek chic look is awesome! And Christmas is the perfect time to get your geek on … There’s never been a cooler time to be uncool! Ask any Clark Kent look-a-like and they’ll tell you they’re never short of geek-appreciation from the fairer sex!
Luckily, here at Merry Christmas Jumpers, we’ve the geek look all ‘stitched’ up for you (see what we did there…’stitched’ up?!). So all you need to do it take a browse through our carefully selected bunch of uber-geek Christmas knits and pick the one that does it for you. Maybe you’ll go for a geek inspired Christmas robot, a geeky Amstrad style design or a wrapping paper style repeat print. Even better, how about going for a slim fitting Christmas cardigan for a truly geektastic look!
And if you really want to max out the festive geek look, don’t forget to team your new knit with a pair of geeky specs (girls love an intelligent looking man!) and a festive bow tie.
Then grab your laptop and a copy of the latest ‘Computing Today’ magazine, head to your local cafe for a mug of geeky hot chocolate and wait for the pretty Christmas fairies to come fluttering around you, all wanting a kiss under the mistletoe with the best dresses Christmas geek in town!
And Bingo Christmas Pyjamas
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. For the stretch between Boxing Day and remembering what day it is.
Aristocats Marie Xmas Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Leads with "Aristocats Marie" and trusts you to do the rest.
Bambi Christmas Greetings Cotton T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
Bandit Christmas Jumper
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. A jumper, in the proper sense of the word.
Bingo Christmas Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Softer than a knit and twice as forgiving.
Bingo Christmas jumper
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Chilli Christmas Jumper
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Straightforward, and all the better for it.
Christmas Crew Minnie Mouse Stars Long Pyjama Set
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. The whole idea is "Crew Minnie Mouse Stars Long". It lands or it does not.
Christmas Jumper
Does the seasonal job without auditioning for attention. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
Christmas Jumper Knitted Xmas Crew Neck Long Sleeve Pullover
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Leads with "Crew Neck Long Sleeve" and trusts you to do the rest.
Christmas Jumper | Beige | Official Merch
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Beige Official Merch" — and that is the whole of it.
Christmas Jumper | Black | Official Merch
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. The whole idea is "Black Official Merch". It lands or it does not.
Christmas Jumper | Pink | Official Merch
Festive knitwear, doing the job without fuss. It says "Pink Official Merch", and it is not going to elaborate.
Christmas Pyjamas
A December jumper, and it does not pretend to be anything else. For the stretch between Boxing Day and remembering what day it is.
Christmas Sketch T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Short sleeves, for buildings with the heating set to August.
Christmas Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Donald Duck Christmas T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Goes in hard on "Donald Duck".
Donald Duck Merry Christmas Kids Sweatshirt, Athletic Heather
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. In Athletic Heather, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Donald Duck Merry Christmas Kids T-Shirt White
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. In Shirt White, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Donald Duck Merry Christmas Mens T-Shirt White
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Shirt White: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Donald Duck Merry Christmas Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. The whole idea is "Donald Duck Merry". It lands or it does not.
Donald Duck Merry Christmas Sweatshirt White
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. The whole idea is "Donald Duck Merry". It lands or it does not.
Donald Duck Vintage Naughty List Christmas T-Shirt, Burgundy
Rude, and making no attempt to be anything else. Comes in Shirt, Burgundy, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Eeyore Christmas Hat T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Fit for its one fortnight of the year.
Finding Nemo Christmas Here We Come With Dory And Destiny Kids T-Shirt Dark Green
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. In Shirt Dark Green, which is a more considered choice than this category usually makes.
Finding Nemo Christmas Here We Come With Dory And Destiny T-Shirt Green
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. The colourway is Shirt Green, and it does most of the talking.
Finding Nemo Just Keep Celebrating Christmas With Dory Kids T-Shirt Light Grey
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Comes in Shirt Light Grey, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Finding Nemo Just Keep Celebrating Christmas With Dory Sweatshirt Light Grey
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Leads with "Finding Nemo Just Keep Celebrating" and trusts you to do the rest.
Finding Nemo Just Keep Celebrating Christmas With Dory T-Shirt Grey
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. The colourway is Shirt Grey, and it does most of the talking.
Frozen 2 Elsa Christmas Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Frozen Elsa" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Frozen 2 Elsa Signature Snowflake Sweatshirt
Snowflakes, arranged with more order than actual snow manages. "Frozen Elsa Signature Snowflake" — and that is the whole of it.
Frozen Build A Snowman Sweatshirt
A snowman, briefly, as snowmen are. The whole idea is "Frozen Build A Snowman". It lands or it does not.
Frozen Christmas Olaf Smile Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Goes in hard on "Olaf Smile".
Frozen Christmas Sisters Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. It is what it looks like, which is a compliment.
Frozen Elsa Snowflake Portrait Sweatshirt
A snowflake pattern, repeating, soothingly. "Frozen Elsa Snowflake Portrait" — and that is the whole of it.
Frozen Elsa Snowflake Sweatshirt
Snowflakes, arranged with more order than actual snow manages. "Frozen Elsa Snowflake" — and that is the whole of it.
Frozen Magic Christmas Cotton T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Leads with "Frozen Magic" and trusts you to do the rest.
Frozen Magic Christmas Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Frozen Magic" — and that is the whole of it.
Frozen Olaf Sweet Christmas Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Goes in hard on "Frozen Olaf Sweet".
Frozen Sven And Olaf Christmas Ornaments Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Frozen Sven And Olaf" — and that is the whole of it.
Get Festive For Christmas With Mike And Sully Kids T-Shirt Dark Green
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Shirt Dark Green: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Get Festive For Christmas With Mike And Sully Mens T-Shirt Green
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Comes in Shirt Green, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Girls Stitch Christmas Jumper
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Child-sized, and it will be worn to bed.
Grinch Christmas Jumper
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Nothing clever going on, and nothing needs to be.
Jack Skellington Xmas T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Jack Skellington", printed large, no further context given.
Kachow Christmas Sweatshirt
A Christmas jumper that knows exactly what it is for. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring.
Kachow Christmas T-Shirt
Plain festive, which has its own quiet appeal. Mid-range, so no agonising required.
Ken Christmas Jumper
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December.