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We think the geek chic look is awesome! And Christmas is the perfect time to get your geek on … There’s never been a cooler time to be uncool! Ask any Clark Kent look-a-like and they’ll tell you they’re never short of geek-appreciation from the fairer sex!
Luckily, here at Merry Christmas Jumpers, we’ve the geek look all ‘stitched’ up for you (see what we did there…’stitched’ up?!). So all you need to do it take a browse through our carefully selected bunch of uber-geek Christmas knits and pick the one that does it for you. Maybe you’ll go for a geek inspired Christmas robot, a geeky Amstrad style design or a wrapping paper style repeat print. Even better, how about going for a slim fitting Christmas cardigan for a truly geektastic look!
And if you really want to max out the festive geek look, don’t forget to team your new knit with a pair of geeky specs (girls love an intelligent looking man!) and a festive bow tie.
Then grab your laptop and a copy of the latest ‘Computing Today’ magazine, head to your local cafe for a mug of geeky hot chocolate and wait for the pretty Christmas fairies to come fluttering around you, all wanting a kiss under the mistletoe with the best dresses Christmas geek in town!
Lady And The Tramp Christmas Hugs Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Lady And The Tramp", printed large, no further context given.
Lady And The Tramp Dog For Christmas T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Goes in hard on "Lady And The Tramp Dog".
Lady And The Trump Christmas Hugs Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Lady And The Trump" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Lilo & Stitch Angel Reindeer Sweatshirt
Antlers, knitted, at roughly chest height. "Lilo Stitch Angel Reindeer" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Lilo & Stitch Pudding Holly Sweatshirt
The pudding, flaming, forever, just below your collarbone. "Lilo Stitch Pudding Holly" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Lilo & Stitch Santa´s Here Sweatshirt
Father Christmas, rendered with real commitment. "Lilo Stitch Santa s Here", printed large, no further context given.
Lilo And Stitch Aloha Christmas Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Lilo And Stitch Aloha", printed large, no further context given.
Lilo And Stitch Christmas Blah Blah Blah Cotton T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. The whole idea is "Lilo And Stitch". It lands or it does not.
Lilo And Stitch Christmas Blah Blah Blah Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Lilo And Stitch" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Lilo And Stitch Christmas Blah Blah Blah T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. It says "Lilo And Stitch", and it is not going to elaborate.
Lilo And Stitch Stitch Christmas Cotton Boyfriend T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Lilo And Stitch Stitch" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Lilo And Stitch Stitch Christmas Cotton T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Lilo And Stitch Stitch", printed large, no further context given.
Lilo And Stitch Stitch Christmas Sweatshirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. It says "Lilo And Stitch Stitch", and it is not going to elaborate.
Lilo And Stitch Stitch Christmas T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Goes in hard on "Lilo And Stitch Stitch".
Lilo and Stitch Christmas Snowflakes Kids T-Shirt
Snowflakes, arranged with more order than actual snow manages. "Lilo and Stitch" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Maleficent Christmas Naughty List Sweatshirt
Cheerfully filthy. Read the room before the office party. The whole idea is "Naughty List". It lands or it does not.
Mens Donald Christmas Jumper
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring.
Mens Grumpy Christmas Jumper
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Mens Mickey Mouse Family Christmas Pyjamas
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Mickey Mouse" — and that is the whole of it.
Mickey And Minnie Christmas Jumper T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. It says "Mickey And Minnie", and it is not going to elaborate.
Mickey And Minnie Christmas Kiss Cotton Boyfriend T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Goes in hard on "Mickey And Minnie".
Mickey Christmas Jumper T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Priced about where you would expect, which is reassuring.
Mickey Mouse And Minnie Christmas Jumper Youth Kids Pull-Over Hoodie, Navy
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Over Hoodie, Navy — festive without going full grotto.
Mickey Mouse Camo Short-Sleeved Christmas Long Pyjama Set
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Comes in Sleeved Christmas Long Pyjama Set, which reads as deliberate rather than accidental.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Jumper Youth Kids Pull-Over Hoodie, Navy
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Over Hoodie, Navy: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Noel Snowball T-Shirt, Athletic Heather
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Shirt, Athletic Heather — festive without going full grotto.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Presents Kids T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Goes in hard on "Mickey Mouse".
Mickey Mouse Christmas Presents T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Mickey Mouse" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Sweater Youth Kids Pull-Over Hoodie, Black
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. The colourway is Over Hoodie, Black, and it does most of the talking.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Leads with "Mickey Mouse" and trusts you to do the rest.
Mickey Mouse Christmas Tartan T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Mickey Mouse" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Mickey Mouse Family Christmas Pyjamas
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. The whole idea is "Mickey Mouse". It lands or it does not.
Mickey Mouse Merry Christmas T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Mickey Mouse Merry" — and that is the whole of it.
Mickey Mouse Pluto Woof You A Merry Christmas T-Shirt, White
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Shirt, White: a nicer set of colours than a Christmas jumper strictly needs.
Minnie Mouse Christmas Boyfriend T-Shirt
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Minnie Mouse" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Minnie Mouse Christmas Hat T-Shirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. It says "Minnie Mouse", and it is not going to elaborate.
Minnie Mouse Christmas Holly Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Minnie Mouse" — someone was pleased with that, and fair enough.
Minnie Mouse Christmas Sweatshirt
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Minnie Mouse", printed large, no further context given.
Minnie Mouse Mrs Claus Christmas T-Shirt
Santa's face, large, directly on your front. Goes in hard on "Minnie Mouse Mrs Claus".
Minnie Mouse Mrs Claus Cotton Christmas T-Shirt
Santa's face, large, directly on your front. Leads with "Minnie Mouse Mrs Claus" and trusts you to do the rest.
Minnie Mouse Santa Outfit Sweatshirt
Santa's face, large, directly on your front. "Minnie Mouse Santa Outfit", printed large, no further context given.
Minnie Mouse Snowflake Gingham Sweatshirt
A snowflake pattern, repeating, soothingly. "Minnie Mouse Snowflake Gingham" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Minnie Mouse Snowflake Sweatshirt
Snowflakes, arranged with more order than actual snow manages. Leads with "Minnie Mouse Snowflake" and trusts you to do the rest.
Nightmare Before Christmas Ho Ho Ho Jack Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Black
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. Shirt, Black — festive without going full grotto.
Nightmare Before Christmas Ho Ho Ho Jack Sweatshirt, Black
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. "Ho Ho Ho Jack" — and that is the whole of it.
Nightmare Before Christmas Ho Ho Ho Jack T Shirt, Black
A character everyone in the room will name before you sit down. "Ho Ho Ho Jack" — and that is the whole of it.
Nightmare Before Christmas Ho Ho Ho Jack T-Shirt, Black
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Shirt, Black — festive without going full grotto.
Nightmare Before Christmas Holiday Chills Long Tee, Athletic Heather
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. Athletic Heather — festive without going full grotto.