Naughty Santa jumper
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.