View this rude Christmas Jumper on the ebay website
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.

View this rude Christmas Jumper on the ebay website
Santa has left you a shiny present under the tree. Is it a chocolate? Have a nibble and see.

I feel a festive boogie coming on. All together now …
“I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch my ELF
Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no …”