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Who would have predicted a few years back that you’d be shopping for a Christmas jumper?! But here you are, browsing through a great selection of Merry Christmas Jumpers. And we would like to congratulate you on making a very smart decision to join the serious fun that is wearing a Christmas jumper. Get yours quick and start enjoying the great reactions you’ll get from everyone you meet!
We think the benefits of wearing a Christmas jumper as a man-about-town are manifold. Consider what a Christmas jumper says about you… Choose a bold Christmas image jumper and you’ll be seen as being approachable, friendly and great to hang out with. We’ll expect to see the ladies queuing up to steal a kiss from you under the mistletoe! Choose a funny slogan or a slightly naughty theme and you’ll stand out as on of the lads, with a great sense of humour. We’ll know who to find when we want to party this Christmas! Choose a classic Fair Isle knit and you’ll show your thoughtful, sensitive side. We guess you’re the sort for roasting chestnuts by an open fire.
Still can’t decide what style to go for? Hang it, browse our collection and pick one of each type so you’re set for whatever mood or occasion takes you this Christmas.
Merry Christmas everyone!
To: Women, From: God funny Christmas jumper
Confident. Possibly misplaced.
Matching father and son Christmas jumpers
Father and son, matching. One of them is delighted.
Christmas reindeer socks
Socks, with reindeer. The quiet entry point to all this.
Men’s bulldog Christmas jumper
A bulldog, unimpressed by Christmas, as is traditional.
“Breast man” funny Christmas jumper
Blunt. Knows it.
Geometric design men’s Christmas jumper
Geometric, which is Christmas for people who like straight lines.
Kim Jong Un Korea Christmas Jumper
Merry Christmas MY people
“Make Christmas Great Again” – Donald Trump Jumper
A slogan borrowed and repointed at the season.
Funny faux-naked Christmas attire
Looks like far less than you are wearing. Entirely the point.
Mens Christmas cardigan from Mango
Unfortunately, this cardigan is no longer available 🙁
Men’s Christmas jumper with tree design
A tree, on a men's jumper, and nothing more asked of it.
“Yule do” men’s Christmas jumper
Yule do. Faint praise, knitted.
“Reinbeers” funny mens Christmas jumper
Reinbeers. You saw it coming and bought it anyway.
Dino roar jumper
A dinosaur, roaring, at Christmas.
Salt Bae – get your salt on
A meme, preserved in knitwear, long after the moment passed.
The Ting goes pap-pap-pap Christmas jumper
A lyric, knitted. If you know, you know, and if you do not, you will be told.
Sleeveless Christmas jumper from M&S
Sleeveless, from M&S, for a warm room and a cold opinion.
Men’s Fairisle jumper in white
Fair Isle in white, which is braver near the gravy.
Trump jumper
Make Christmas great again with Amazon
Santa in shades Christmas jumper
Santa in sunglasses, declining to explain himself.
All the beers belong to me
A claim staked early, across the chest.
I’ve been naughty, I’ve been nice twin jumper
Can’t decide what to wear or where to go? Share a jumper with your bestie… now you can go everywhere together.
High score geek jumper
A high score, displayed where people can see it.
“Happy Holigays” Crimbo jumper
Holigays. Cheerful, and knows it.
Red Rudolf father and son matching jumpers
Rudolf in red, father and son. The nose does the work.
Tree rex xmas flumper
Tree rex. A flumper, apparently, and we are not going to argue.
Pitbull Santa hat sweater
A pitbull in a Santa hat, taking it seriously.
“I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite” – Elf movie jumper
View Buddy Elf themes Christmas Jumpers on the Etsy website
Winner Winner, Christmas Dinner!
Get ready to tackle that turkey in style with the winner winner Christmas dinner jumper from ASOS. Tis’ the season to indulge after all…
Christmas Elf Blazer
For those who like to be festive and smart this season, the Christmas elf blazer is the perfect addition to your yuletide wardrobe.
Three Wise Homeboys Jumper
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Santa Dab Christmas Hoodie
Spread the festive cheer this year with a ‘dab-tastic’ Santa Dab Christmas Hoodie.
John Snow Christmas Jumper
Christmas is coming – get yourself looking and feeling festive with this Game of Thrones Christmas Jumper.
Matching Christmas Stocking Jumpers
Dress to impress with Next’s matching Christmas stocking jumpers – festive fun for the whole family.
Matching Flamingo Christmas Jumpers From M&S
Look festive and fabulous in matching flamingo Christmas jumpers -perfect for children and those who are kids at heart.
Matching Lama Christmas Jumpers From M&S
Celebrate this festive season in matching lama Christmas jumpers -perfect for children and those who are kids at heart.
Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Jumper
Get ready to tackle that turkey in style with the winner winner Christmas dinner jumper from ASOS. Tis’ the season to indulge after all…
Mince Pie Geek Christmas Jumper
Tis the season for bad jokes, so get ahead of the game with this pun-tastic mince pie geek Christmas jumper.
Matching Christmas Elf T-Shirts
Elves are in this season – shop matching Christmas elf t-shirts. Perfect for mama, papa and little elves everywhere. Next have a broad range of Xmas themed t-shirts and jumpers, including Mr. Elf, Mrs. Elf and Little Elf matching family t-shirts.
Conor McGregor UFC Christmas Jumper
View a series of McGregor Jumpers on the Etsy website
Cheeky Santa Jumper
Spread the festive cheer with this cheeky Santa jumper. This year father Christmas is asking “where my hos at?”.
Etsy TV advert – matching family jumpers
Get in there quick before these customisable, matching jumpers sell out! Perfect for your Christmas family party. Sweatshirts are unisex and shipped within 1-5 business days. Adult and Children’s sizes available.
“Home Alone” ugly Christmas jumper
Home alone movie inspired ugly geek Christmas jumper. Machine washable. 100% Cotton.
Grinch design geek Christmas jumper
If you loved the Grinch movie as much as we did before Christmas 2018 then you’ll love the movie inspired Gringe jumper. “I hate Christmas” design. Machine washable. 100% Cotton.
“Well Hung” Ugly Christmas Sweater
Be the Belle of the ugly Christmas sweater ball in this Etsy beauty! Subtle “Well hung” offensive Christmas design. Handmade. 100% Cotton. Lots of Sizes. Choose from colors Green, Red, Navy or Black
Millennium Falcon geek Star Wars jumper
Woven Millennium Falcon front panel design. Crew neck. Long sleeve. Fair Isle style patterned weave. Ribbed and fitted cuffs and hems. 100% responsibly sourced cotton.
Matching family jumpers from Joules
Matching jumper from Joules. Reindeer design matching Christmas festive jumpers for all the family
Matching family Christmas jumpers in fair isle design
Matching jumpers and outfits for all the family! The design features snowmen, snowflakes, reindeer, and Christmas trees brought together in a fair isle theme. Wool mix but can still be washed at 30.