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Who would have predicted a few years back that you’d be shopping for a Christmas jumper?! But here you are, browsing through a great selection of Merry Christmas Jumpers. And we would like to congratulate you on making a very smart decision to join the serious fun that is wearing a Christmas jumper. Get yours quick and start enjoying the great reactions you’ll get from everyone you meet!
We think the benefits of wearing a Christmas jumper as a man-about-town are manifold. Consider what a Christmas jumper says about you… Choose a bold Christmas image jumper and you’ll be seen as being approachable, friendly and great to hang out with. We’ll expect to see the ladies queuing up to steal a kiss from you under the mistletoe! Choose a funny slogan or a slightly naughty theme and you’ll stand out as on of the lads, with a great sense of humour. We’ll know who to find when we want to party this Christmas! Choose a classic Fair Isle knit and you’ll show your thoughtful, sensitive side. We guess you’re the sort for roasting chestnuts by an open fire.
Still can’t decide what style to go for? Hang it, browse our collection and pick one of each type so you’re set for whatever mood or occasion takes you this Christmas.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Christmas scene men’s jumper in red
Sorry : 2014 Season : Now Out of Stock
Men’s novelty Santa jumper
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Blue wrapping paper crew neck men’s Christmas jumper
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‘Santa and a Side’ car men’s jumper in green
Men’s Christmas Jumper – Santa on a motorbike with Rudolf in side car. Green jumper featuring 3D flyaway scarf.
Blue/Ecru cable car crew neck men’s Christmas jumper
Sorry : 2014 Season : Now Out of Stock
I’m on Santa’s naughty list
Men’s novelty Christmas jumper in red. Have you been a good boy this Christmas?
Tesco Value men’s novelty jumper
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Men’s limited edition classic Rudolf novelty jumper
This novelty jumper is made in Britain and only available in a limited edition for 2014. Black jumper with Rudolf and all the Xmas trimmings.
“Bah Humbug” Christmas jumper
Fancy a snuggle in this cotton blend graphic embellished sweatshirt? Embrace the trend for statement sweaters offered in an amazing range of colours. Crew neck, long sleeves, this mono print would look great with black jeans or soft cords. The price is so reasonable why not buy 2 in different colours, or a his’n hers package?
Funny faux-naked Christmas attire
Looks like far less than you are wearing. Entirely the point.
Millennium Falcon geek Star Wars jumper
Woven Millennium Falcon front panel design. Crew neck. Long sleeve. Fair Isle style patterned weave. Ribbed and fitted cuffs and hems. 100% responsibly sourced cotton.
Winnie The Pooh Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas Mens T-Shirt White
Instantly placeable from the other end of the office. Wearable, which is more than half the battle in December. Not the loudest thing on this page, and better for it.
Winnie The Pooh The Bearer Of Christmas Gifts Mens T-Shirt Red
Someone's childhood, reissued as knitwear. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Winnie The Pooh Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore Christmas Santa Hats Mens T-Shirt Green
Officially licensed, which is why the face looks right rather than nearly right. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Winnie The Pooh Warmest Christmas Wishes From Piglet Mens T-Shirt Grey
Licensed, familiar, and instantly recognisable from a distance. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy. It will be in the drawer again next year, which is the real test.
Wolverine Boyfriend Christmas T-Shirt
Christmas in the usual places, done without fuss. "Wolverine Boyfriend" is the entire pitch, and honestly that is plenty.
Wolverine Christmas Sweatshirt
Seasonal, no further explanation offered. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Wolverine Christmas T-Shirt
Christmas-adjacent, and content to stay there. Sized for him, and borrowed within the week.
Wolverine Cotton Christmas T-Shirt
Festive, and doing the job without fuss. A men's fit, which in practice means roomy.
Humping reindeer, rude novelty Christmas jumpers
At first appearance, a tasteful thick woven Christmas knit. Closer inspection reveals the rude side of this novelty knit. Buy today to be sure to shock your friends and colleagues during the run up to Christmas day.
Snowman’s carrot for a c*ck Christmas jumper
Rude Christmas jumper. Snowman with a carrot for a c*ck…. what’s more to say?
Rude Christmas elf t-shirt
Not everyone loves Christmas as much as us here at Merry Christmas jumpers HQ, and perhaps when wearing this subtle little elf t-shirt, you could be amongst them.
Yellow snow Christmas jumper
Looks like Santa’s been on the lash and left his mark in the snow.
Jingle balls rude Christmas sweater
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In-your-endo Bingo
No subtleties with this seasonal rude jumper – “Save trees this Xmas, Eat Beaver”
Merry F*cking Christmas
Oh how rude! Mix up some street, skater casual with Christmas rudeness this crimbo. Go on, tell them how it is.
Who’s been a naughty boy?
Santa has – the dirty dog. Give Santa a good spanking in this rude jumper. We reckon it will be a top-seller on Amazon this year.
Wasted jumper
Get this jumper, get down the boozer and get it on. When you’re stumbling around on the high street in the early hours, you won’t even need to speak because your jumper will say it all.
Naughty list jumper
Well there’s an offer ladies – innuendo jumper on Amazon.
All aboard to lapland
Mrs Claus loves to bust some moves in this jumper, the elves seem very interested to see her jiggle around the candy pole.
Naughty Santa jumper
Santa, behaving as advertised.
Naughty boy
Who me?! I am a VERY good boy indeed-y.
“Enjoy C*ck this Christmas” rude Christmas jumper
Blunt, and pleased with itself.
Once a year ….
Once a year Santa get’s his sack out, rude xmas jumper
Yo …. Where my ho’s at?
The same misunderstanding, with more punctuation.
“Kiss me under the mistletoe rude Christmas jumper
Embrace the trend for statement sweaters. If you choose to buy this red hot number for your Christmas wardrobe make sure you have plenty of mistletoe available – it could be the start of something good. In a range of sizes suitable for you, or your partner. Check it out now!
“Pull my Cracker” rude Christmas jumper
Be sure to offend everyone you pass this Christmas – the simple message on this rude Christmas jumper is bound to earn you a hit.
Sing your carols round the fire in this
By this jumper on the Amazon website
mmmm cookies, Star Wars cookies
Star Wars themed Christmas cookie jumper. Featuring, Darth, Chewie, Yoda, Boba, Stormy, c3po, Leia, Luke and Hans. Who are you going to scoff first?
Men’s novelty robot jumper
Fed up with traditional Christmas sweaters featuring reindeer and Father Christmas? Try this festive seasonal twist – cool ice blue showing an automated robot staring benignly into the distance. However, you and I know that under that 100% acrylic exterior beats a warm heart full of frolics and fun! Looks fab with a black polo and denim jeans.
“Festive as F#ck” rude slogan Christmas jumper
Sleighs, reindeer and #snowflakes. Rude as they come festive knit from Booho in navy.
Novelty Christmas jumper for adults
Want to try something naughty, rude and a bit different? This jumper boasts a big and bold Santa motif that is festive and fun. It is 100% acrylic which is soft and stretchable. This quirky knit adds a new dimension to the Merry Christmas message! It is bound to cause merriment and mayhem … for aduts only!
Matching family sequin stag jumpers
Perfect for the festive period, these family matching Christmas jumpers has a flippy sequin stag motif on the front. Matching styles available in men’s and children’s. Machine washable. 62% Acrylic, 28% Nylon, 8% Wool, 2% Elastane.